MAFS#21 NO SPOILERS- Take the ice machine out the stable and the bog roll out the trees, final vows are over and it’s onwards to the reunion shitshow…

[TinselAngel]

Off we go…

Montenegro is dressed like a goth bog brush

According to brunette Mel, he was shouting obscene things at the dinner party where Brook was also being vile.

Yes

I’d forgotten just how simple Tyson truly is.

She did deserve it! She was so cold when he tried to make up at the dinner party. Sooo glad he refused to kowtow to her!

I must’ve missed that. Bitch

I would break my vow of singledom for David 😍

And it backfired on her ass and now she’s pissed 🤣🤣

Yes!

She’s just upset she didn’t get to chuck him

She was literally crowing and smiling how it would hurt him

Very dim. Tyson not nice but dim.

he’s mine!

😂

I'm sure there's enough chocolate for both of you

I’m getting a running commentary from DC (13) and they are surprisingly insightful considering they are ND

Me too. ❤️

We can all have him on the rota

I'm so behind on the thread, but oh my god I am HERE for David the absolute KING 👑!!!

Seeing him not take Alissa's absolute shit is the most satisfying ever. She must be gutted now seeing his sexy FIRE side come out to play 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Side note: Alissa is repugnant.

What are they saying?

Alissa seemed to cry to camera but did anyone see an actual tear?

It’s a spoiler. 🫣 read with caution.
He took some of Brooke’s medication. A lot more than the prescribed amount.
Brooke is pregnant. Was pregnant on the show. I think the drug test may have shown her pregnancy not sure on that part.. she’s not coming back so technically not a spoiler.

He can be the new salted caramel vodka!

Yes! Go David! Go David!

Noone has ever stood up to Alyssa and she doesn't know how to cope. Hilarious

I really hope on the final sofa thingy we get some great candid stuff from Alissa that shows her up.

I’ll have him on the days with a Y in them 😂