MAFS#21 NO SPOILERS- Take the ice machine out the stable and the bog roll out the trees, final vows are over and it’s onwards to the reunion shitshow…

[TinselAngel]

Off we go…

Shes starting to look like that woman from Eurotrash (Lola) Did she not somehow die because of her ginormous boobs?

It doesn't matter. He led her on just so that he could stay on the show and now she will be going all scorched earth

You just need to wear the widest pin stripe suit you can find and swing your giant bollocks around and then you too could wear your Granny’s brooches- dontchaknowhatimean?! 😉

Not brook?! Oh baby buyer

And every time Alissa says babe

Yes Baby Buyer 😂

And talk about being in the trenches a lot

She's too preggers

Apart from Danny stringing bec along for airtime, he’s actually pretty funny/likeable

How far gone is she now? She got pregnant very soon after leaving the show didn’t she?

30 minutes in and we still haven't got to the fecking dinner party

MAFS USA starts the week after this one ends.

They film for hours and hours. The editors must trawl through a lot of shite

Oh come on Alessandra, you know precisely how many have made it!

And every god damn night I rush to be ready for 1930! Why do I never learn 🤦🏽‍♀️

she’s so fertile!

Why is Alissa walking in like she’s a Thunderbird?

I will give him funny but not likeable. He is one of the most unlikeable men on the show.

Can’t they do special episodes of all the stuff they couldn’t show?

Anyone that makes me laugh gets more easily forgiven

Does she think she’s Penelope?

HAHAHAH

She must be ready to pop

Yes!

Alissa - word salad.