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MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

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dillite · 05/05/2026 21:03

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

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Ophir · 06/05/2026 20:38

Empress13 · 06/05/2026 20:37

The women have been a total disgrace apart from Stella and Rachael who have handled themselves with grace

Not Rachel , she’s been a pure sex pest sitting on him and slobbering over him

Pianoaholic · 06/05/2026 20:39

I was warming to Bec before, but not now!
Now it seems like Danny is actually talking some sense!
(Now he's not going on about the trenches!)

Empress13 · 06/05/2026 20:40

Ophir · 06/05/2026 20:38

Not Rachel , she’s been a pure sex pest sitting on him and slobbering over him

Maybe but she hasn’t shown herself
up by bad mouthing him and slagging off the other girls

BippidyBoppety · 06/05/2026 20:40

OMG that's a lovely date place. So pretty

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:41

What if there's a shark?

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browneyes77 · 06/05/2026 20:41

Sorry, but I will never like Danny. Nor will I ever feel any kind of sympathy towards him.

Bec is a shitshow for sure, but he has blatantly stayed for the airtime, has never cared about Bec and is a disingenuous gobshite.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/05/2026 20:41

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:41

What if there's a shark?

There is. Her outspoken friend (? John? Joe)

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:42

So currently we only have 1 couple to return for the final ceremonies

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MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 06/05/2026 20:42

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:41

What if there's a shark?

Or a dinner plate sized spider

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:42

Are they vasectomy scissors?

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browneyes77 · 06/05/2026 20:42

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:41

What if there's a shark?

Yeah, ain’t no way you’re getting me jumping into any sea type waters in Oz.

Although I’d never go to Oz anyway, purely because of the spiders 🕷️

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/05/2026 20:42

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:42

Are they vasectomy scissors?

🤣🤣🤣

RobynRB · 06/05/2026 20:42

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:42

So currently we only have 1 couple to return for the final ceremonies

Two.... surely

IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 20:43

browneyes77 · 06/05/2026 20:41

Sorry, but I will never like Danny. Nor will I ever feel any kind of sympathy towards him.

Bec is a shitshow for sure, but he has blatantly stayed for the airtime, has never cared about Bec and is a disingenuous gobshite.

I don’t like him. But every now and then he does talk sense. He was definitely there for airtime though

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:43

browneyes77 · 06/05/2026 20:41

Sorry, but I will never like Danny. Nor will I ever feel any kind of sympathy towards him.

Bec is a shitshow for sure, but he has blatantly stayed for the airtime, has never cared about Bec and is a disingenuous gobshite.

Plus he continues to have sex with her. Twat.

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Choux · 06/05/2026 20:43

‘You could put me in a shack with him and I would have been fine. the boat is just a bonus.’ That’s the difference between Stella and Gia.

IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 20:43

Stella has an amazing bum! 🍑

pouletvous · 06/05/2026 20:44

Filip pitching a tent??

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:44

RobynRB · 06/05/2026 20:42

Two.... surely

Who is the second one?

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StaySpicy · 06/05/2026 20:44

Stella is so stunning! I don't like the leg tattoo but that's just me. She seems like a nice person, too. I hope they stay together!

BippidyBoppety · 06/05/2026 20:44

IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 20:43

Stella has an amazing bum! 🍑

She is the polar opposite of Gia. Such a lovely woman

RobynRB · 06/05/2026 20:44

Tense music

hoxtonbabe · 06/05/2026 20:44

Awww. These two make me feel all warm and fuzzy 🥰

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/05/2026 20:44

Did they organise their own dates? Stella got a gorgeous boat and Rachel got the crappest amusement park ever

RobynRB · 06/05/2026 20:44

dillite · 06/05/2026 20:44

Who is the second one?

Rachel and Steven, Stella and Fillip

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