MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

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I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

Like one of those telly novellas from Jane the virgin

100%!

Can't stand the advert for heavy period relief!

Surely Gia will be back for the dinner party tomorrow?

Vagmatised. Poor Scott.
Let's all be honest, this would have been a complete snoozefest without Gia (with Bec as the main player); I just cannot figure out for the life of me what Gia expected to achieve with the footage we've been shown.

Well that’s the next few months sorted then!

How can Scott be so deluded? I am fast losing sympathy for him. Wake up man!!

I know! Don't they know that children are watching?

Oh I'm sure she will

He’s probably had enough. Can see through her.

Scott has mentally checked out now

Well they advertise viagra.

Oh without question.

She wants the air time

He may have also been given the heads up by the other men as to what they saw.

James was every single ‘stockbroker/investment manager’ I dated whilst working in the city during the late 90’s.

I fell for it in my 20’s. Gia, do better.

Won’t someone think of the children! 👧

Scott is terrified of her. That clip of him following her down the street was telling, the sulks he must have had to endure to this point - and yet he still wants to be with her. That silence from her after the CC where she gave him the silent treatment - I fear for his sanity at this point.

I had a couple of dates with these (pull a banker night) but didn’t like them.

I think her plan was to get famous from the show to get some showbiz party invites and meet a rich guy willing to give her the trophy wife lifestyle she is open about wanting.

But she is more notorious than famous because she hasn’t been self aware enough to hide the many ugly aspects of her personality.

What the fuck is that horror of an entrance?

Hope this date goes better than Reece and Leisha's in MAFSUK!

I’m always worried that I’m a bad person, or that I’m selfish, annoying or whatever… but then I watch shows like this…

Timescales though - Scott said Gia started packing the previous night, so that would have been after the lunch with the alternates. The other parties were shown the vids the following day, when Gia already had her bags packed. I don't think they'd have had time to give Scott the heads-up

Do we think mummy had to change the nappy after?

Of course Rachel is a Swiftie.