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MAFSAUS #18. NO SPOILERS. Baby Buyers, Bunk Beds and Pink Neck Pillows. So Quiche.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 04/05/2026 16:53

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:41

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:39

It offers to solutions though, so it can fuck off too.

It actually makes me want to eat more. Because its a disease, innit. Not my fault.

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:41

Bec is embarrassing herself in front of all those people.

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:41

browneyes77 · 05/05/2026 20:40

I need David and Scott to have a fantastic speech prepared if they go to final vows.

Where they’re able to say all the things they didn’t get to say to their shitty wives in their entire relationship, because neither ever got the chance to express themselves or get a word in edgeways.

I want a mic drop moment for both of them.

Ooh yes - and go first so he can just walk away without Gia even saying a word! That would be fab!

Morry15 · 05/05/2026 20:42

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:41

Bec is embarrassing herself in front of all those people.

For something different. Eye roll.

MargoLivebetter · 05/05/2026 20:42

Bec making NO SENSE!

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:42

Oh god Bec 🤦🏽‍♀️

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:42

You love him, but you constantly talk shit about him

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:42

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:41

Bec is embarrassing herself in front of all those people.

Deja vu....

browneyes77 · 05/05/2026 20:42

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:41

Ooh yes - and go first so he can just walk away without Gia even saying a word! That would be fab!

That’s exactly what I want

For the producers to let the men go first, so they can say what they want and just walk off

BippidyBoppety · 05/05/2026 20:43

Lol at Scott and David in the toilets still

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:43

Shes like someone's embarrassing uncle

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:43

MargoLivebetter · 05/05/2026 20:42

Bec making NO SENSE!

She's drunk, obviously.

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:43

BippidyBoppety · 05/05/2026 20:43

Lol at Scott and David in the toilets still

😂😂

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:43

To be honest, dya know what I mean?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 05/05/2026 20:43

Danny doesn’t have a type

He’ll shag anything

Choux · 05/05/2026 20:43

Bec has listened to too many angst filled love songs. She thinks love has to hurt / make you angry / make you cry / make you insecure to be real.

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:44

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:43

To be honest, dya know what I mean?

Jinointymean

MNBV221 · 05/05/2026 20:44

Ah I got the alternatives mixed up - Shanelle is next to Danny

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:45

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:44

Jinointymean

Oh, I have an idea for the next thread title

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 05/05/2026 20:45

Is eventuated a word?

browneyes77 · 05/05/2026 20:45

Wait, is James British?

Appalonia · 05/05/2026 20:45

That must have been a relief to Danny, to talk to a relatively normal woman!

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:45

Eventuated. I wish they'd stop making up bullshit words

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 05/05/2026 20:45

Is James English too?

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:45

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:45

Oh, I have an idea for the next thread title

Tig you’re it then! 😂

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