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MAFSAUS #18. NO SPOILERS. Baby Buyers, Bunk Beds and Pink Neck Pillows. So Quiche.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 04/05/2026 16:53

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Choux · 05/05/2026 20:34

Bec’s question 😱

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:35

MargoLivebetter · 05/05/2026 20:34

Hubby, hubby, hubby! If she says it often enough it will stay true.

Maybe it's like summoning the boogeyman. Say it several times and it will come true.

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:35

Choux · 05/05/2026 20:34

Bec’s question 😱

I missed it, what did she ask?

BippidyBoppety · 05/05/2026 20:35

O WTF Bec, Temu Connor McGregor! She said it. That was Brooks snide comment about him

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:35

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:35

I missed it, what did she ask?

Put your hands up if you’re circumcised

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:36

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:35

Maybe it's like summoning the boogeyman. Say it several times and it will come true.

Hubbyjuice Hubbyjuice Hubbyjuice

Ophir · 05/05/2026 20:36

They’ve 💯 given Steven’s match glasses to look less foxy

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:36

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:36

Hubbyjuice Hubbyjuice Hubbyjuice

Eww, that conjured up bad thoughts 🤢🤢🤢

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:36

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:35

Put your hands up if you’re circumcised

Oh Christ. The wine is wining.

Choux · 05/05/2026 20:36

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:35

I missed it, what did she ask?

Ok who here is circumcised?

(that was her question - I am obviously not asking my fellow thread posters!)

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:37

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:36

Eww, that conjured up bad thoughts 🤢🤢🤢

Sorry, didn't think that one through

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:37

I like this ad that tells me its not my fault im a fat bastard

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:38

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:36

Hubbyjuice Hubbyjuice Hubbyjuice

Go Away GIF

You are banned from the thread!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:38

RobynRB · 05/05/2026 20:37

Sorry, didn't think that one through

🤣🤣. My naturally dirty mind!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 05/05/2026 20:38

browneyes77 · 05/05/2026 20:22

Ooh MAFS USA!

Just when I thought this shitshow was almost over 😂

If I can watch MAFS USA somehow I’ll
watch it.

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:38

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:36

Oh Christ. The wine is wining.

No idea if anyone answered as I think my ears closed up

MargoLivebetter · 05/05/2026 20:38

Do you think Auzzie blokes tend to be circumcised and Bec got a surprise because British Danny wasn’t?

Choux · 05/05/2026 20:38

Have the producers designed this task to break up a few couples at final vows for the drama. Because normally couples say yes at final vows and then break up before the show even airs.

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:39

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:37

I like this ad that tells me its not my fault im a fat bastard

It offers to solutions though, so it can fuck off too.

Ophir · 05/05/2026 20:39

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/05/2026 20:37

I like this ad that tells me its not my fault im a fat bastard

Yes! 😂

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 05/05/2026 20:40

MargoLivebetter · 05/05/2026 20:38

Do you think Auzzie blokes tend to be circumcised and Bec got a surprise because British Danny wasn’t?

Apparently older ones are younger ones under 30 aren’t.

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:40

If a family member sent me Cadbury's chocolate, they would be disowned instantly.

browneyes77 · 05/05/2026 20:40
Bryan Cranston Mic Drop GIF

I need David and Scott to have a fantastic speech prepared if they go to final vows.

Where they’re able to say all the things they didn’t get to say to their shitty wives in their entire relationship, because neither ever got the chance to express themselves or get a word in edgeways.

I want a mic drop moment for both of them.

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 20:40

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 05/05/2026 20:40

Apparently older ones are younger ones under 30 aren’t.

Did any of the men answer?

Choux · 05/05/2026 20:41

dillite · 05/05/2026 20:39

It offers to solutions though, so it can fuck off too.

It’s an Eli Lilly ad so is probably as close as they are allowed to get to actually advertising Mounjaro.

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