MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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Good luck finding one who doesn’t snore

Is that not how rich people have lived for centuries? Different wings of the house. Separate cottages on the same estates. They knew what they were doing.

I don’t want some bloke to move in and freeload but equally I’m not looking for someone who refers to me as a female and themselves as the provider! 😂

She looks so different.

Last few nights I've slept in dds room (shes moved out) because I have a cold and im not sleeping well. I might stay there a bit longer...

I bet her dad bought it though, or paid a huge deposit.

I honestly think that’s why we’ve stayed together for as long as we have 🤣

We have very different schedules

He’s a super early riser and goes to bed at like 9:30pm.
I’m up around 7-8am and go to bed around 11:30pm

On holiday he’s woken me up with a coffee at 5am before now. And I can’t throw the mug at his head for waking me up, because that would look mean after he’d brought me a coffee in bed 🤣🤣

Wasn't she in sales? Some of those jobs pay shit loads.

Not too bad - Sweden is cheaper than the other Scandi countries. I calibrate by the price of a pint of beer - around £8 in Stockholm. It’s a very walkable city, but the public transport is cheap too - an hour’s ferry trip to one of the outlying islands was about £6 each way (better value than a tourist boat trip). I’m planning to go back and do the ferry trip to Helsinki.

Or high

I would throw the mug at anyone that wakes me up at 5am, no matter how mean it might be.

Yeah I think so. But depends on your commission

My boyfriend wakes up at 5am. We don’t live together.

Oh God, Im so not a morning person! DH is, but he knows to stay out of my way and not speak to me in the morning. He goes to bed at 11, I stay up till about 1.30am (sometimes later, I love that alone time!) I need very little sleep (5 hours does me fine) but he loves his bed!
Amazing that we've stayed married!

5am?

Were you acclimatising in a different time zone? If not throwing would be perfectly valid

Rachel this is so embarrassing for you

Ooh, COULD Stevo and Rachael actually work...?

DH just asked if I would "lean into fishing". I replied that I would lean into the side of the boat...and vomit

She sounds so pissed!!

She is so pissed

No

No, we were in Wales 🤣

Thats the time he usually wakes up. Hes a total morning person. I am not 🤣

No

As housemates? Sure.

Is Racho off her tits?