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MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 19:16

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CaptBirdsEar · 30/04/2026 20:36

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:34

Will anyone watch celebs go dating? I cant as I despise Colleen Nolan

Defo, I love all the crap programmes.

RodJaneandBungle · 30/04/2026 20:36

All the men wanting to have the woman live in their place = so they can have control.
But don’t want no cocklodgers either. Which of them wants equality??

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:37

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:34

Yeah she looks a mess - she was stunning before the Ozempic

I thought she had a gastric bypass?

girliepop · 30/04/2026 20:37

It’s because Danny wouldn’t be able to kick Bec out the house easily djya no what I mean. Also why is Bec emphasising her mortgage

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:37

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:37

I thought she had a gastric bypass?

Omg really?!?! She wasn't even big, she was like a size 12 max!!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 20:37

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:37

I thought she had a gastric bypass?

Alessandra?? Was she ever overweight? Genuine question

Ophir · 30/04/2026 20:38

I actually agree with it, I don’t want a man who’s just happy to move in with me, cocklodging vibes

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:38

In an ideal world, my ideal man would buy me my own flat - my name on the deeds - and i'd rent it out and move in with him

😄😄 a woman can dream eh

RodJaneandBungle · 30/04/2026 20:39

Because your mother gaslit you into staying put.

Appalonia · 30/04/2026 20:39

Haven't these pp thought about these practicalities before??

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:40

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:39

She was a while ago, yes Alessandra Rampolla’s 60kg weight loss journey | Now To Love https://share.google/2v0PkRD8ffdOd5UCy

Oh wow!

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 20:41

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:34

Yes! If a man is ever lucky enough to live with me it will be in my home! I am not giving up my independence for anybody

It’s why me and DP don’t live together even after being together for over 12 years.

He was saving to buy a place when we met. My credit rating wasn’t good enough to be on a mortgage with him. He now finally owns his own home, and even though my credit is much better, it’s just not quite where I need it to be yet.

So it means if I just moved in with him, he could chuck me out at any point. And I’m not about to give up my assured life long tenancy flat, to end up on the street because of a man thanks!

(Honestly it works for us, because if I lived with him, I may have buried him under the patio by now 🤣)

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:41

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:39

She was a while ago, yes Alessandra Rampolla’s 60kg weight loss journey | Now To Love https://share.google/2v0PkRD8ffdOd5UCy

But this was in 2001 - she was bigger than she is now but not loads

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 30/04/2026 20:42

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:34

Will anyone watch celebs go dating? I cant as I despise Colleen Nolan

She's the only "celeb" i recognise

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:42

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 20:41

It’s why me and DP don’t live together even after being together for over 12 years.

He was saving to buy a place when we met. My credit rating wasn’t good enough to be on a mortgage with him. He now finally owns his own home, and even though my credit is much better, it’s just not quite where I need it to be yet.

So it means if I just moved in with him, he could chuck me out at any point. And I’m not about to give up my assured life long tenancy flat, to end up on the street because of a man thanks!

(Honestly it works for us, because if I lived with him, I may have buried him under the patio by now 🤣)

Hard agree with your decision - same here, no way would I give up my secure tenancy for a man, sorry

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:42

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:41

But this was in 2001 - she was bigger than she is now but not loads

She has lost more weight in the last 2 seasons as well. Could be all sorts of reasons.

Appalonia · 30/04/2026 20:42

Snoring is now the excuse! Honey, I shared a bed with a man with a machine for sleep apnea. Use Muffles wa x earplugs from Boots, can't hear a thing!

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:42

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 20:41

It’s why me and DP don’t live together even after being together for over 12 years.

He was saving to buy a place when we met. My credit rating wasn’t good enough to be on a mortgage with him. He now finally owns his own home, and even though my credit is much better, it’s just not quite where I need it to be yet.

So it means if I just moved in with him, he could chuck me out at any point. And I’m not about to give up my assured life long tenancy flat, to end up on the street because of a man thanks!

(Honestly it works for us, because if I lived with him, I may have buried him under the patio by now 🤣)

Don blame you. If I ever meet anyone I honestly can’t imagine living with someone again.

Empress13 · 30/04/2026 20:42

Danny & Scott morphing into Tyson

pouletvous · 30/04/2026 20:42

None of these couples are going to work out except flip and stella

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 20:43

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:39

She was a while ago, yes Alessandra Rampolla’s 60kg weight loss journey | Now To Love https://share.google/2v0PkRD8ffdOd5UCy

Wow! I thought she was naturally slim (and beautiful)

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:43

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:42

She has lost more weight in the last 2 seasons as well. Could be all sorts of reasons.

I reckon its ozempic

I agree with people using it, but she just looks worse 🥺

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 30/04/2026 20:43

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:38

In an ideal world, my ideal man would buy me my own flat - my name on the deeds - and i'd rent it out and move in with him

😄😄 a woman can dream eh

In my ideal world he would buy me the flat and I would live in it (alone 🤣🤣)

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 20:43

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:38

In an ideal world, my ideal man would buy me my own flat - my name on the deeds - and i'd rent it out and move in with him

😄😄 a woman can dream eh

In my ideal world, I’d win the lottery and buy a beautiful barn conversion in the countryside, with no immediate neighbours, and DP can stay in his own house and come visit 🤣🤣

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