EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

It is unusual that Vicki hasn’t been married before now and hasn’t any children. Must be a bit of a first for EE

There’s still time for a long lost child of Vicki’s to turn up. She had a termination when she was pregnant with Spencer’s child so all we need is a storyline where it turns out she didn’t terminate and here is the child 20+ years later coming out of the obligatory black cab duff duff.

I didn’t understand the scenes today with the Cottage Pie and Grant drinking milk(!) as he was the only one found it spicy? Was it a nod to the fact Denise made it rather than Sam😭

How did Ritchie sell the Portgual bar just like that in a couple of days. EE madness at its finest😂

Lauren was non stop yapping today. Everything involving the car lot is overly complicated and yet really boring. And Mark is getting way too much screen time.

As for the cottage pie...

I liked Yolande’s talk with Nicola. Nicola seems to spend very little time with her tiny baby. Is George just spending all his time wheeling her around the streets?

They must have super fast property lawyers in Portugal and most people will go back to sort things out and pick up their belongings, but all this doesn’t matter in EE land. I didn’t even realize that Grant was running a bar there, but it’s always a mystery with money and things like that and everything sorted out in a few days.

I had forgotten that Vicky had a termination with Spencer’s child. I’m surprised that he isn’t back yet as well. Maybe he’ll rock up at some point.

I thought they said a couple of months ago that Spencer was coming back. But the latest news I can find is that 'there are no plans for his return'. Thank god for that!

Yes Nicola is forever popping out to deal with some issue or other and just leaving Ivy. She has recovered remarkably quickly from the birth and slipped straight back into her pre-pregnacy tight outfits. George is very hands on considering he is meant to be running a restaurant.

Yolande refusing to let her put Eddie’s sheet in was uncharacteristic. Didn’t God tell someone in the bible to forgive 70x7 times and love your enemy or something.

I don't think Yolande has forgiven the Pastor either. There are limits!

Why did Mark say to Priya that Ravi was only still around because of him ? What happened there? .. honestly a bit lost ( or forgotten )
If he says ‘ look, Lauren ‘ anymore I fear I shall scream!
Nice of Dee to abandon her own responsibilities to cook a rather sad looking pie ( as in not cooked that well)
Mark must get away or Grant will save the day with the money.

I agree the pie was a bit sad!
Mark's kidnapping will make an absolute farce of poor Nigel's funeral with all the Mitchells running round like headless chickens.
I didn't understand why Mark thought Ravi had shedloads of money. He clearly had beggar all!

I still don’t understand why Mark and Ravi are involved. Was it to do with the drugs ?

Mark had been ordered to find and kill the snitch. He worked out it was Ravi but didn’t kill him or tell the drug lords. Ravi tipped off the police about a bit drugs consignment (but saved Mark from getting arrested). I think that is why Mark owes all the money, because he didn’t do his job and reveal/kill the snitch? Phil got him out of the gang but at a cost of £100k. It all got a bit confusing.

First Elaine turned up at the naming ceremony now she is buying Ivy gifts (why) and getting overly involved in the Eddie situation. She needs to move on from George!

Oh yes, I remember now that Ravi was previously a snitch and Mark was involved too.
Of course.

Such a small dealers and they need three of them to sell their dodgy cars! Fighting over the punters.

I thought it was nice of Elaine to buy Ivy a present. It’s what people do with babies. They did part on decent ( ish ) terms I think.
She should try moving on though , I agree, but it’s not easy at her age and Ian is flaky at the best of times and probably best avoided really tbh.
Maybe she should try online dating ? That might make an interesting storyline! A date night out at the Vic ..
Not seen much of Kat and Alfie lately ..

It must be the only car lot left in the country where they rely on passers by to sell cars to. I'm sure they must be online as well but they only seem to have space for a few cars so I'm not even so sure about that.

The car lot is set in the dark ages isn’t it. It was the same when David wicks had it and called ‘ deals on wheels ‘ ! Great name.
The arches is the same , very old fashioned and that car pit looked deeper than ever yesterday and seemed to have moved a bit!
Is Harry and Kojo still working there ? Or just open as and when now ?

Lauren used to work in the media business for Wayland or something like that , she should be a whizz at online marketing anyway. They never mention it do they. Just rely on random passer by or men that Mark knows!

Speculation on line that Josh is the bad twin and not Jasmine. Not that I care, but he isn’t that invested in his sister to go off with Oscar today.
They always kidnap people in a white van don’t they.
Im sure it’s the same one they always use.

Is the actress who plays Priya pregnant? She looked like it in the gym office with Mark.

That would make sense. There's definitely something off about him. Either that or he just a really bad actor.

It crossed my mind about Josh being Bad Twin.
but I really hope not as it would mean we are still suffering Jasmine’s ‘acting’ next year. And given what Jasmine has already done it would make no sense anyway.

😄 re the kidnap van

Maybe they've got kidnapvanbob who wheels it out when needed

I can see that re josh and jasmine

So how would Jasmine be Good Twin given all the shite she did last year, and the fact she was then prepared to let her mother go to jail for a killing she committed herself?