MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Doesn’t quite hit the same as wine though 🤣

John finds it breathtaking 😂

bloody understatement

Go on John!

Ugly. Yes.

I wouldn't know, I dislike wine

Drink it the Eastern European way ie neat

Look at her rolling her eyes

She really thought the ixperts would agree with her the dumb wench

Yes I know. But sometimes clothes ride up when you're sat down. So if she stood up and pulled it down a bit it would fit better.

WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING TEDDY?!

🤮🤮🤮 I could never!

Always needs a mixer

#JUSTICEFORTEDDY

Shes not listening to a word John is saying

You can tell by her face that doesn’t care.

There is nothing sincere about this woman.

😂

Put her in the stocks!!!!

There's 3 of them in this relationship!

I don't think she is taking it in. Or gives a shit about what they are saying.

If Joel says stay then I give up!

Mel is not here for Juliette’s shit tonight

I wouldn’t even waste throwing rotting tomatoes at her. That’s even too good

She is not sorry in the slightest! Shes a witch! Burn her!!

She's apologising to the GROUP??

Good on Mel calling it out that Joolz is giving 0 shits here.

She can't even muster up an apology. PastaTits can do a better apology.

The most forced apology ever

Most pointless apology ever.