MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Dunno, im not so sure about him

He’s not nice. Trust me on that one!

Bloody double posting! My app is glitching

No with a machine gun, hasta la vista baby! Find next target!

Oh good, Bec's here.

Can people stop dropping hints about stuff we haven't seen yet? FFS.

This show is moving at the speed of the glacier

Who’s that aimed at?

Haha Beetlejuice! He said her name...😂

Ooh yes! Liquid mercury version, she can pour under Knobnose's door and stab her in the eye

Oh fuck off Bec

Why the hell doesn't Danny tell Bec to bugger off?

Who is doing that?

Bec. Just go to sleep.

🤣 the fire pit joke - so funny.

Danny is so bored

People saying things like 'trust me on that one'.

Bec obviously so sorry for upsetting Rachel ...

That hat is tragic

Oh shut up Bec! Leave it now

Last night Bec was watching Rachel talk to Steve on that sofa and mocking her. Tonight she is on the same sofa talking to Danny.

Danny the Peaky Blinder....

What’s Danny been smoking 🤔

Tbf Rach has the thinnest skin ever

Is there an active volcano anywhere near retreat? Or anything else that can obliterate them all.