MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

[Choux]

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Ooh men doing manly things!😂

Do people like Bec ever get tired of all the drama in their life?

This workout I can get behind 😊

I’m always surprised when bits of the Australian countryside look like the UK.

I’m here for this

There is nothing more homoerotic than a gaggle of straight men

Bec would have made an excellent fishwife.

Omg, Bec is so missing the point!

Joel is inexplicably lingering
Rachel and Stevo been fingering
Filips in love with Stella
Alyssa is bored with her fella
Temu Tate left in a huff
Bec is pissed and rough

Hmm, dunno... she just seems to fit the bill (speaking as someone with ADHD 😄)

😂

I know! I always expect it to be like the desert in Walkabout...

Bravo! 👏🏻😂

Fuck off Mr Habsburg. Encouraging her BS

So Tyson left and I only just realised Steph is not on the retreat - doh!

Beautiful 🤣

I do not need to see Joel trimming his nose hair.

At least it wasn't his bumhole that he was shaving there

Exactly what I said to myself

🤢

Small mercies.

Nice dungarees Colin

He reminded me of Henry from neighbours just then

What does making merch mean? Keep talking about it to upset Rachel more?

Gia loves the opportunity to hate on Bec

What’s make merch?