MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

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Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

Wish danny would tell her to stfu

Maybe Danny’s had to tell Boat Boy how it works.

I really want to kick Bec up the arse. Bishop Branning (Father Ted) style

Oh Bec, shut the fuck up

Stevo probably secretly relieved that she won't be in the mood for fingering tonight.

Bec's apology tour will last for the next 10 years. She just can't help herself.

Funny how she was rubbing her nose through that...

I mean the whole thing is cringe. Why did they even announce it?
Bec is a knob though.

Chris IS the BOGOF baby man!! Sam is Colin (Firth)

The woman from the TUI couple is SO PALE

I hope he didn't borrow Teddy to demonstrate!

Hopefully not via a "show and tell"

This music show looks shite

And?

Bec nasty mean girl

I bet he washed his fingers with bleach after.

Yeah, that's bound to go well.

Bec is such a bitch. How can she laugh and try to justify it? Such a bully.

Oh ffs I got it the wrong way round 🤦🏽‍♀️
Thank you!

Debating a wee drink. But its only Tuesday. But I feel its necessary

And so say all of us?

I want Dan to dump her so bad, I actually want to see her spiralling. She’s so vile and always says sorry but then goes back and does the same shit 5 mins later

Yes.

Does Alissa have ADHD, do we know? (Apologies if this has already been discussed, I'm behind as always!)

That Teddy has see things. I’ve seen the dildo drumming video.