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MAFS AUS #12: Strictly TV Pace…several brides are bitchin’ and dramatically moving out as they try to be ‘the star of the show’! Joel is calmly letting his inner star shine a little.

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Choux · 10/04/2026 13:14

Ready, set, (fill up the other thread first and then) GO!

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dapsnotplimsolls · 13/04/2026 21:13

My eyes. MY EYES!

MokaEfti · 13/04/2026 21:13

they said what happens at the retreat will derail the course of the ixperimeny …. For EVAH

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/04/2026 21:14

MokaEfti · 13/04/2026 21:13

they said what happens at the retreat will derail the course of the ixperimeny …. For EVAH

Temu will come back and have a threesome with Colin and Baby Buyer?

IAmKerplunk · 13/04/2026 21:14

dillite · 13/04/2026 21:11

This is as much passion as there will be

Noooooo

dillite · 13/04/2026 21:15

MokaEfti · 13/04/2026 21:13

they said what happens at the retreat will derail the course of the ixperimeny …. For EVAH

That would only happen if those feckers don't get into any arguments or get into fights.

loveawineloveacrisp · 13/04/2026 21:16

dillite · 13/04/2026 21:04

How does Tyson handle business and any challenges in life with skin and ego as fragile as his? The smallest thing must send him in a meltdown.

I feel he's going to grow up to be Donald Trump.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/04/2026 21:18

Can't take the crazy! Need a lie down now!

KittyHigham · 13/04/2026 21:21

Mel going to Steph was so poignant

EachandEveryone · 13/04/2026 21:22

Do you think any of them knew?

IAmKerplunk · 13/04/2026 21:23

This series has just finished airing in Oz. This year has been such a shit show that I really think especially with the loss of Mel they need to do something different next year or give it a break for a year or 2

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/04/2026 21:27

IAmKerplunk · 13/04/2026 21:05

Got to say good on him for that. He knew how it was going so he left. Joel should have done the same.

But Joel wants the fame.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/04/2026 21:30

IAmKerplunk · 13/04/2026 21:23

This series has just finished airing in Oz. This year has been such a shit show that I really think especially with the loss of Mel they need to do something different next year or give it a break for a year or 2

But bitchy people and rows make better tv and more viewers.

However, someone said they’re finding it hard to find men to come on the programme and not surprising if they feel they’ve been made a fool of.

Phelicity · 13/04/2026 21:33

I suspect Tyson is a repressed gay. He’s very uncomfortable with women.

IAmKerplunk · 13/04/2026 21:34

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/04/2026 21:30

But bitchy people and rows make better tv and more viewers.

However, someone said they’re finding it hard to find men to come on the programme and not surprising if they feel they’ve been made a fool of.

I’m really not a fan of any most men but this series I honestly think the women have been awful. I think this show is close to burning itself out especially with the loss of Mel

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/04/2026 21:46

IAmKerplunk · 13/04/2026 21:34

I’m really not a fan of any most men but this series I honestly think the women have been awful. I think this show is close to burning itself out especially with the loss of Mel

The women have been awful and eg Rachel and Bec seem to be there for love whereas the men don’t. Even Luke was headhunted to go on the show. And his instagram is now massive.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/04/2026 21:46

Phelicity · 13/04/2026 21:33

I suspect Tyson is a repressed gay. He’s very uncomfortable with women.

Bisexual at very least.

IAmKerplunk · 13/04/2026 21:54

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/04/2026 21:46

Bisexual at very least.

Or maybe it is as basic as he can see other men attractive and has been told it is shameful?

IAmKerplunk · 13/04/2026 21:54

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/04/2026 21:46

The women have been awful and eg Rachel and Bec seem to be there for love whereas the men don’t. Even Luke was headhunted to go on the show. And his instagram is now massive.

Why are they still going on for love when even John the ixpert said people go on for their SM career now

OnTheBoardwalk · 13/04/2026 21:55

I'm no fan of Tyson but did feel a little bit sorry for him when his audition video bits were brought up on the couch. No one else’s are

i think part of the experiment is challenging your views. He could, ok maybe not, seen some different views in the experiment

submissive still equals no

dillite · 13/04/2026 21:57

OnTheBoardwalk · 13/04/2026 21:55

I'm no fan of Tyson but did feel a little bit sorry for him when his audition video bits were brought up on the couch. No one else’s are

i think part of the experiment is challenging your views. He could, ok maybe not, seen some different views in the experiment

submissive still equals no

They do bring up what was in the auditions all of the time. Usually when it's some hopeless case.

TinselAngel · 13/04/2026 22:10

The retreat looks exciting. I’m going to have to make DD have tea early for the rest of the week.

Villanousvillans · 13/04/2026 22:39

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/04/2026 20:49

In Temu's mind - Alessandra is decorative, Mel is too old to even acknowledge and John is The Man.

Absolutely this, what a wanker.

CrystalMighty · 13/04/2026 22:46

Villanousvillans · 13/04/2026 22:39

Absolutely this, what a wanker.

They're both beautiful, and the irony is there's only 2 years between them 💗

CrystalMighty · 13/04/2026 22:50

Also, I wonder if the Alessandra comment was a sly little nod to his Brazilian ex

Eggybreadwithnuts · 13/04/2026 23:21

What happens at the retreat???

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