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MAFS AUS #11: No Spoilers!!!…So Gia has (temporarily?) left and taken her gear but Bec is still hanging around with all her baggage…

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Choux · 08/04/2026 10:45

Please fill thread #10 before starting this one.

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dillite · 09/04/2026 19:50

Alissa is so brave wearing that dress. But also, it's so awkward sitting opposite someone whose tits are out.

browneyes77 · 09/04/2026 19:50

dillite · 09/04/2026 19:48

Are we approaching home stays? Oh no, it's the couples getaway next. Then home stays.

Ooh the retreat is coming soon?

Thats always a massive shitshow!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/04/2026 19:51

This is feeling more like Gladiators than MAFS. Everyone ready to fight to the death

Choux · 09/04/2026 19:51

@browneyesI’m on HRT tablets. No coil. But maybe if you have high BP they want you off oral hormones? What about combi patches?

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DeepFriedCreamEgg · 09/04/2026 19:51

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/04/2026 19:41

Ask for Angela, Joel

Man I miss the laughing emoji

Seriestwo · 09/04/2026 19:51

I’m disgusted everyone seems to be “how lovely” about baby biyer’s plans to buy a baby.

IAmKerplunk · 09/04/2026 19:52

browneyes77 · 09/04/2026 19:50

Ooh the retreat is coming soon?

Thats always a massive shitshow!

Do you remember the retreat where somebody lied about having a broken glass thrust in their face? 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

hoxtonbabe · 09/04/2026 19:52

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/04/2026 19:44

I love my HRT, it makes me feel (relatively!) sane! Accidentally missed a dose the other day, and was a raging loony all day (only realised when DH said "err, have you taken your pill today?")

😂😂😂.

Yes I must admit I get very angry very easily these days so I’m blaming it on my hormones 😅

dillite · 09/04/2026 19:52

IAmKerplunk · 09/04/2026 19:52

Do you remember the retreat where somebody lied about having a broken glass thrust in their face? 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Olivia! The bonkers teacher.

IAmKerplunk · 09/04/2026 19:52

Seriestwo · 09/04/2026 19:51

I’m disgusted everyone seems to be “how lovely” about baby biyer’s plans to buy a baby.

Nobody dares question it

TitsInAbsentia · 09/04/2026 19:52

Always looks like there's a really nasty smell lingering under that knobnose...

browneyes77 · 09/04/2026 19:53

Choux · 09/04/2026 19:51

@browneyesI’m on HRT tablets. No coil. But maybe if you have high BP they want you off oral hormones? What about combi patches?

Edited

That was a couple of years ago before I had high BP when the GP said that. The high BP has come along in the last 6 months 😩

IAmKerplunk · 09/04/2026 19:53

dillite · 09/04/2026 19:52

Olivia! The bonkers teacher.

🤣🤣

dillite · 09/04/2026 19:53

TitsInAbsentia · 09/04/2026 19:52

Always looks like there's a really nasty smell lingering under that knobnose...

That would be her aura

browneyes77 · 09/04/2026 19:53

IAmKerplunk · 09/04/2026 19:52

Do you remember the retreat where somebody lied about having a broken glass thrust in their face? 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Oh that was Dom and Olivia!!

IAmKerplunk · 09/04/2026 19:53

TitsInAbsentia · 09/04/2026 19:52

Always looks like there's a really nasty smell lingering under that knobnose...

Do you think she chose that nose? Or whilst getting other surgery done she chose to keep it? 😱

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/04/2026 19:54

TitsInAbsentia · 09/04/2026 19:52

Always looks like there's a really nasty smell lingering under that knobnose...

Maybe she has tiny (unwashed) testicles under there?

hoxtonbabe · 09/04/2026 19:54

Pianoaholic · 09/04/2026 19:46

I am seeing how it goes. But I may request HRT.
Already on pills for high BP though.

So am I.. she never said i couldn’t take the two…ugh this is hurting my head. I might have to really actively find a natural solution

dillite · 09/04/2026 19:54

IAmKerplunk · 09/04/2026 19:53

Do you think she chose that nose? Or whilst getting other surgery done she chose to keep it? 😱

Botox and fillers do that. Especially when it's been badly injected

hoxtonbabe · 09/04/2026 19:55

browneyes77 · 09/04/2026 19:53

That was a couple of years ago before I had high BP when the GP said that. The high BP has come along in the last 6 months 😩

And yet here we are with our high BP watching MAFS…not sure we are helping ourselves here 😂😂

RodJaneandBungle · 09/04/2026 19:55

Do you think they have wardrobe or bring their own clothes?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/04/2026 19:56

hoxtonbabe · 09/04/2026 19:55

And yet here we are with our high BP watching MAFS…not sure we are helping ourselves here 😂😂

😁😁🤣 too true!!!

TitsInAbsentia · 09/04/2026 19:56

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/04/2026 19:54

Maybe she has tiny (unwashed) testicles under there?

Yet again...laugh emoji [return of] is requested!😂

loveawineloveacrisp · 09/04/2026 19:56

Choux · 09/04/2026 19:51

@browneyesI’m on HRT tablets. No coil. But maybe if you have high BP they want you off oral hormones? What about combi patches?

Edited

Body natural hrt is the way to go. Lenzetto spray.

Only came to catch up on the goss, not give hrt advice!

IAmKerplunk · 09/04/2026 19:57

RodJaneandBungle · 09/04/2026 19:55

Do you think they have wardrobe or bring their own clothes?

I think a bit of both. Sure I read that they get an allowance too because let’s be honest who has that many long and fancy dresses?

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