MAFS #10… No Spoilers! A Bank Holiday Monday Treat of Break Ups, Baby Buying and Bogans Behaving Badly. Bring snacks…

[Choux]

Here we go…

She can go back to stalking her exes now

When he watches it back, he'll realise he's made a lucky escape.

David looks to have been in ixpert Paul's wardrobe!

😂

I came for everyone else

Oooh. Putting Bec under spotlight, what an excellent move there.

Is it because you're a massive bitch?

Bec didn't get around to Alyssa last night as she was too busy slagging everyone else off!

Tyson - he’s a lost cause. I’m not that bad am I?! Totally not self aware at all.

Maybe she left her arms out of her jacket to be ready for more scrapping

Ooh I missed that with Alyssa - what did John say to Bec?

🤣🤣🤣

To be fair I phoned her

It was only when she said “Ooh Emmerdale is on” that I realised the time 😂

John: “Now some of you maybe nervous about the couch tonight”

Me: “Yeah you bloody well should be!”

John: “Honestly, you absolutely should be”

From being held accountable. To be fair to him at least he didn’t flounce out like Brook did.

I hope you’ve hidden the ear buds from her!

John. Please tear Tyson a new arsehole

PLEEEEEAASEEEE!!!

Oh BTW- thanks to whoever recommended It Cosmetics CC+ Cream. I got some and it’s great.

But he probably can’t do that yet! Show rules.,

She had quite the talking to 🤣

They’ve finished lol. 😂

It’s my specialist subject 😊

Ooh I’ve used IT Cosmetics stuff. It’s pretty good

I’m 30 mins behind 🤣

I hope that we get to find out what those messages are. Bring us the receipts for fucks sake.

Well said Grayson! Of course she’s jealous