MAFS #10… No Spoilers! A Bank Holiday Monday Treat of Break Ups, Baby Buying and Bogans Behaving Badly. Bring snacks…

[Choux]

Here we go…

After this show, you will be single forever!

We've mostly been discussing berets and ironing.

Is he going to walk?!

His jaw must ache from sucking his cheeks in to make himself look more chiselled.

Or strut??

Why is she trying so hard to keep him here?

I must say that I thought I rocked a beret, but now worry I’m a beret wanker

She's willing to give it a try (amazingly) but he's not. Even though he trusted the ixperts.
He obviously thought they were magicians!

😂 I know right!!

I would be mortified if anyone described me as compatible with Temu Tate!

Swagger?!

March?

Those green trousers are red flag in themselves

Sashay

Has he even tried to find out anything about her (other that she isn't submissive!)

I can’t bear people who use peoples names as often as he does. Yes John. I don’t agree John.

I'd pay to see him in ballet tights!!

Yes!! I hate a name user

And funnily enough, arseholes absolutely love doing it.

Stop, my Easter egg will make a reappearance! 🤢

It’s always arseholes who do it!

Flip had better not turn out to be an arsehole.

Like Robert Kilroy Silk used to.

Notice he didn't use either of the female experts names...

Has anyone clocked Tyson is wearing pink?!