MAFS AUS#9 No Spoilers… Military Tate hates the body count - get over here and shame him!

[Choux]

And go!

Chris is talking about these babies like he’s ordered a Porsche and he’s had the delivery notification.

sam isn’t used to getting what he wants. I hope to fuck the baby he ordered is beautiful, easy and has all the toe and finger it should

So many tats this series

Ah! Back when BB was good.

Charisma, innit?

Chris is the baby buying farmer with the fillers

eta got the name wrong 🤦🏽‍♀️

That's why we need nicknames. Then everyone knows who is who.

Surely adopting a child (or renting a womb) is a huge life decision you make together as a couple

now that sam has decided to go alone, he needs to remain alone for the time being

it’s like putting a pregnant woman on the show. I mean “ixpirment”

Don't give them ideas or next year they definitely will

I’m surprised the surrogate agreed to it tbh

It’s giving me the rage

😂😂😂

We are all getting Sam and Chris mixed up 😂😂

It's often very poor women tbh.

OK- Chris= child catcher
Sam= Colin Firth

exavtly. It’s not fair on the person who thought he was signing up for a fun ixperiment they might get some
wirk or clicks from. There’s something nasty about this.

I remember the first series, they won a task and their reward was to watch a Bobby Davro video 🤣

It’s dehumanising, isn’t it?

Maybe that’s the mindset you have to have to buy into surrogacy.

Yes it’s really grim. Like he’s using them for the drama.

She’ll have no power or agency at all. Bet he decided how much caffeine she can drink

Child catcher 😂😂😂

Colin and BabyBuyer?

It’s only a game show, it’s only a game show 🎶

Oh Bec. No.

Have quickly googled.

Sam is definitely Colin Firth
Chris is definitely baby buyer