MAFS AUS#9 No Spoilers… Military Tate hates the body count - get over here and shame him!

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And go!

Omg! I forgot about them. Yep, it was him!

Quite a few are headhunted apparently.

I’ve got an Aussie friend living in Switzerland right now, I’d ask her about this show but I think she’d mortified with embarrassment.

They are … a bit like something out of a medical text book.

I did like the way in the background you could see Grayson and Julia say ‘let’s stay the fuck out of this’ to each other.

Wacki Jacqui was no where near as bad as this fool. Not by a long mile

Fair advice from Grayson

Jack and Tory

The texts 😳😳
What a fucking idiot Bec is

This is just hideous.

Poor Alissa is getting all the flack again.

Bec’s nose is very red

Two nasty fuckers going at each other.

Oh dear Bec. Two faced

Jack looks like my ex manager

He got sacked off for being a twat too

I feel so bad for Alyssa

Yes! He really fancied her but refused to shag her...

Bec.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

You’re making yourself look a complete twat.

Why can’t they all just be civilised, adults and normal?

So where are the receipts? I was expecting so much more than a selfie.

Danny mentally lacing up his running shoes 👟 👞

Would love it of Danny asks for his own room after this

David skips leg day. It's a no from me.

Still at them just sitting down. Pesky toddler wouldn’t settle. The none child-catcher gay guy looks like the love child of Colin Firth and Father Dougal McGuire.

Run danny

I knew Gia would sit back and look better. Bec has really played herself.

Yes! Poor man