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MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

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Choux · 30/03/2026 21:15

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MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 31/03/2026 19:37

Both cunts

Lock it in!

Ophir · 31/03/2026 19:37

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 19:36

Two Trump nut cakes - let’s lock em in!

😄

dillite · 31/03/2026 19:37

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 19:36

Two Trump nut cakes - let’s lock em in!

On an abandoned island with no way to escape

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 19:37

I hate these two already! Good start

browneyes77 · 31/03/2026 19:37

I think Stephanie will be too outspoken and un submissive for Tyson.

He wants a trade wife.

She wants an equal, but with a manly protective nature.

MargoLivebetter · 31/03/2026 19:38

She thinks she wants to be bossed around but I bet she doesn’t really!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 19:38

A goofball? Oh dear

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 19:38

dillite · 31/03/2026 19:37

On an abandoned island with no way to escape

That could be a whole new reality TV show - Castaway meets Lord of the Flies?

dillite · 31/03/2026 19:39

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 19:38

That could be a whole new reality TV show - Castaway meets Lord of the Flies?

Let's take this idea to Netflix. We will win all the money.

IAmKerplunk · 31/03/2026 19:40

i hate the expression ‘I love to have fun’ Who the fuck says ‘Fun? Nope, hate it’ Similarly I love to laugh ‘Noo, hate laughing’ 🙄

Ophir · 31/03/2026 19:40

Trump Barbie

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 19:40

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 19:38

That could be a whole new reality TV show - Castaway meets Lord of the Flies?

They might have to resort to cannibalism.
I'd hate to eat knobnose. Bet she'd be gristly

mcmen05 · 31/03/2026 19:40

Which girl group will the new girl's be in 😃

sweetpickle2 · 31/03/2026 19:40

HDJH1234 · 31/03/2026 17:43

Actually you have it wrong - I was calling Danny out for his view of a natural woman and whether he REALLY does prefer them in a true natural state and not dolled up to the nines. Men say that - and when they are face with it, do they really?

So wind your neck in and show a bit of insight into people's comments, it'll serve you well in life

Yes I am sure that's what you meant, which is why your comment was all about what Bec looked like and how much it would make Danny want to shag her.

ANYWAY.

MAGA couple are obviously unbearable. Let them marry each other by all means but don't turn the cameras on.

menopausalfart · 31/03/2026 19:41

Gia will have a new pal.

Ophir · 31/03/2026 19:41

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 19:40

They might have to resort to cannibalism.
I'd hate to eat knobnose. Bet she'd be gristly

Like finding the giblets in the plastic bag

dillite · 31/03/2026 19:41

IAmKerplunk · 31/03/2026 19:40

i hate the expression ‘I love to have fun’ Who the fuck says ‘Fun? Nope, hate it’ Similarly I love to laugh ‘Noo, hate laughing’ 🙄

My desktop background at work is a picture of a cat that says "I had fun once. It was awful."

Appalonia · 31/03/2026 19:41

I bet Danny will fancy the pretty new goofy girl.

Ophir · 31/03/2026 19:41

dillite · 31/03/2026 19:41

My desktop background at work is a picture of a cat that says "I had fun once. It was awful."

I say I hate fun, my DCs quote that to me

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 19:42

Ophir · 31/03/2026 19:41

Like finding the giblets in the plastic bag

Gia's giblets are out there for all to see..

dillite · 31/03/2026 19:42

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 19:40

They might have to resort to cannibalism.
I'd hate to eat knobnose. Bet she'd be gristly

With all that plastic in her, she can be used for kindling.

Pianoaholic · 31/03/2026 19:42

Something tells me if she's having loads of fun, those around here probably aren't.

IAmKerplunk · 31/03/2026 19:43

dillite · 31/03/2026 19:41

My desktop background at work is a picture of a cat that says "I had fun once. It was awful."

🤣

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 19:44

Pianoaholic · 31/03/2026 19:42

Something tells me if she's having loads of fun, those around here probably aren't.

Amazing that she's single...

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 19:44

Who remembers that girl from Big Brother - I’m mad me - I like blinking?

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