Watched late again.
Alissa & David: Heads held high. Still can’t forgive kneegate.
Grey Weasel & Mrs Fox: About time. Fab in green swan song dress, but has a nasty streak (laughing with teenage bullies), which (TBF) may’ve put him off behind closed doors. Alessandra willing to finish off her voice to observe he remains an arrogant, insincere, charmless twerp.
HeeHaw & Boatie: He’s just not into her. And she shouldn’t be into him. Clinging to each other in a sea of madness.
RomCom & Farmer: “She’s a pink toothbrush, he’s a blue toothbrush…”. Though not Mel Pink 🩷. Not buying the screeching 180.
Charisma & Labradoodle: She’s kissed him? Hilarious Scooby looks from him throughout. Maybe startled by the lightning? Or perhaps someone off-set kept shouting ‘Walkies’?
Knob Nose & Scott: Classic DARVO. Self-sabotage? Really? Not simply mean? And worse when pissed. He finally found his voice. Should’ve used it to call out Weasel about the flag sesh.
Habsburg & Bec: A lot to unpack. Three times a gaslighter (DP, apartment and couch). Ride or Die nonsense 🙄. Smart money says he said it [Gia swore on DD’s life - would she really go that far to double down on a lie?]. But knows Gia and Brook were only ones to hear (his words) and are so discredited (his words) he’ll pull it off. Bec reduced to a blubbering wreck because he’s twisting her melon. Whatever, she’s way too fragile for this shit show and not good on the sauce. And if you swim with sharks, don’t bleed 🤷♀️.
Stella & Filip Felop: High praise from Big John. 100% warranted. Correct to call out apologies, without behaviour change, as worthless. Why does he look so grey when he’s so into fitness?
Brook & Cynical Chris: Be gone, the both of you! If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the dinner party Mel’s kitchen. Shameless coward, bolting with off Mel’s words ringing in her ears for eternity. Though I fear, like Freddy Krueger, she’ll be back.
Mel stunning in pink 💖. So vibrant and strong 😭😭