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MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

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Choux · 30/03/2026 21:15

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MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 31/03/2026 20:08

Christ on a bike

IAmKerplunk · 31/03/2026 20:08

Cringe 😆

Perimenoanti · 31/03/2026 20:08

Surely Joel is gay!?

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:09

That said this “model “ is annoying the hell out of me

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 20:09

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:08

😂😂😂😝

This damn Willy nose got me reaching for my sons Easter egg after i threw out all my sugary snacks in a bid to restart my healthy eating

I stupidly bought the eggs for the egg hunt yesterday. I should have hidden them straight away

Appalonia · 31/03/2026 20:09

He's really not funny.

browneyes77 · 31/03/2026 20:09

Joel.

You’re not beating the gay vibes I’m getting from you

pouletvous · 31/03/2026 20:09

Juliette doesn’t seem
bothered by his oddness

sweetpickle2 · 31/03/2026 20:10

What do people mean by “gay vibes”?

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:10

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 20:09

I stupidly bought the eggs for the egg hunt yesterday. I should have hidden them straight away

no way could I do that.. I’d have to buy the morning of, I’d gobble them if hanging around 😂

Columbidae · 31/03/2026 20:10

So I'm guessing he's trying to improve some kind of social media career...

pouletvous · 31/03/2026 20:10

Scott’s head is a perfect cube

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 20:11

browneyes77 · 31/03/2026 20:06

As a youngster, I went to Pebble Mill to meet Timmy Mallet with school.

We had to line up, and then when we got to the front of the queue, we had to say “Blah!” and then got hit with Mallets Mallet. Then got sent away with a signed postcard 😂

Edited

He used to visit his brother and fundraise for the Newton Dee community in Aberdeen, so I can forgive him for being an utter whack job.

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:11

sweetpickle2 · 31/03/2026 20:10

What do people mean by “gay vibes”?

I get what they mean but I definitely don’t get it from any of the men.

dillite · 31/03/2026 20:11

No wonder he has nobody there for him. They have all had enough.

HangryBrickShark · 31/03/2026 20:11

Joel gives me the ick.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 20:12

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:10

no way could I do that.. I’d have to buy the morning of, I’d gobble them if hanging around 😂

Desperately trying to forget I have them! Amazing how i forget everything these days but can't seem to stop remembering they are in the kitchen

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:12

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 20:12

Desperately trying to forget I have them! Amazing how i forget everything these days but can't seem to stop remembering they are in the kitchen

😂😂😂😂

I hear you!

browneyes77 · 31/03/2026 20:13

sweetpickle2 · 31/03/2026 20:10

What do people mean by “gay vibes”?

As in giving the feeling/indication/vibes/ they may be gay, rather than straight.

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 20:14

pouletvous · 31/03/2026 20:10

Scott’s head is a perfect cube

Plus the ridiculously wide neck.

I wonder if it’s all his own work or whether it’s <ahem> a bit roidy.

Ophir · 31/03/2026 20:14

browneyes77 · 31/03/2026 20:13

As in giving the feeling/indication/vibes/ they may be gay, rather than straight.

Like the old gaydar

Peony1985 · 31/03/2026 20:14

So “ divergent”? I think this highlights why it might be a disability.
And not getting into the whole gay thing. He has no idea full stop let alone picking a gender to fancy.

dillite · 31/03/2026 20:15

sweetpickle2 · 31/03/2026 20:10

What do people mean by “gay vibes”?

That rainbows shoot out of his arse

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 20:15

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 20:14

Plus the ridiculously wide neck.

I wonder if it’s all his own work or whether it’s <ahem> a bit roidy.

Speaking of 'roidy....

ABC0375056 · 31/03/2026 20:15

What the fuck am I watching.

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