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EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

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Southeastdweller · 24/03/2026 06:24

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

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Shellingbynight · 01/04/2026 08:48

Yes so it seems unlikely he's the dad.
And yet it was the first time she'd ever slept with Vinny and she didn't use contraception. An odd choice!

the80sweregreat · 01/04/2026 08:49

I’d want to know if the baby was Harry’s or Vinny’s, but EE characters are always pushed into dubious activities ( in this case to stop Nicola getting wind of anything )
She probably won’t let it drop.

LemonPoundCake · 01/04/2026 09:28

I really like Penny, The actress is good and she’s developed into an interesting character. Wasn’t she mixed up in some criminal activity and with dodgy drug dealers in France when she first came to the Square? Maybe she still has unsavoury connections who can arrange a fake DNA test? 😆

Vinny is a wet lettuce but also renting her a shop seems OTT and controlling. I wish she would just tell Harry he’s the father, work it all out with him & Gina, and they could live happily ever after…but it’s EE, so that won’t happen.

I still think Priya is somehow part of that flash forward episode and may be involved with Lothario Max. They’ve got her working at the car lot for a reason…all tied up with dodgy Mark, Lauren, the reason the police come looking for Max & Lauren in the flash forward?

Shellingbynight · 01/04/2026 09:44

I agree Vinny is railroading her into things she doesn't really want. I suppose he gets that from Suki!

yes she was dodgy when she arrived so maybe still has those contacts!

cramptramp · 01/04/2026 09:56

I love Nicola when she’s being hard but she may have met her match in Penny! On a more important note, did anyone notice how tiny the mugs were that Vicky and Ross were drinking out of today. Not small enough to be espresso cups, but not big enough for a full mug 😁

MadisonAvenue · 01/04/2026 10:59

I still think Priya is somehow part of that flash forward episode and may be involved with Lothario Max. They’ve got her working at the car lot for a reason…all tied up with dodgy Mark, Lauren, the reason the police come looking for Max & Lauren in the flash forward?

Yes, there’s absolutely no real reason for her to be working at the car lot unless it’s for a future storyline. It’s hardly Available Car, surely it only needs one person working there.

Penny was well dodgy at first, she planted drugs on Lauren when they returned from Paris.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 01/04/2026 12:50

Penny Penny Penny! Surely when the baby is born we will know if it’s Vinny’s by the colour of the skin? So why doesn’t she do a proper dna test now and not a fake one.

I like Penny actress now. And Barney actor is good.

Zicki please not again!

Bea, well it’ll come out. At least it means Honey and Billy finally get a storyline.

Zippidydoodah · 01/04/2026 13:14

Penny is great, yes. I felt that Nicola had met her match somewhat!

Alucard55 · 01/04/2026 13:51

Agree above. As Lauren said Harry is white and Vinny isn't.

Shellingbynight · 01/04/2026 14:38

It isn't as if Penny could pass Harry's baby off as Vinny's so there is no point lying about it. Not sure she's thought this through!

the80sweregreat · 01/04/2026 17:53

Penny is quietly assertive isn’t she. It is nice as normally the women are seen shouting the odds or hitting each other. It’s good to show a different side to dealing with someone like Nicola, the alpha female.

Eastie77Returns · 01/04/2026 23:10

I know an Asian/White couple with two children. One of the children basically looks white with just a hint of olive skin (the other child looks mixed heritage). Genetics can be a funny thing. Penny might be able to pull it off!😂

cramptramp · 02/04/2026 09:12

Eastie77Returns · 01/04/2026 23:10

I know an Asian/White couple with two children. One of the children basically looks white with just a hint of olive skin (the other child looks mixed heritage). Genetics can be a funny thing. Penny might be able to pull it off!😂

Edited

I thought this as well. Stranger things have happened. Especially in EE.

cramptramp · 02/04/2026 09:13

Ian and Elaine? Heading towards a romance?

Optimist1 · 02/04/2026 09:33

Can someone explain about DNA test for an unborn baby? I had thought that this could be done in exceptional circumstances by extracting amniotic fluid (under medical conditions) and comparing with a sample from the potential father. But Nic was talking about a shop on the High Street, and said all Penny needed was a cheek swab and a sample from Vinnie. I know technology moves at a fast pace sometimes, but is this right?

the80sweregreat · 02/04/2026 10:00

Nicola didn’t bother getting a DNA test for Barney and was happy to pass him off as Teddy’s boy for years.
Like most of them , total hypocrites when it suits them.
( .. although this is harder for her to overcome due to the ethnicity of each potential dad)
Ian and his ‘ all I have is Yolande and a tea urn ‘ made me lol. He can be unintentionally funny at times.

OlderGlaswegianLivingInDevon · 02/04/2026 11:12

@Optimist1

I've cut and pasted a reply from the Eastenders no spoilers thread, where Blondes explains this:

'Blondeshavemorefun · Yesterday 23:56

Tho think they used toothbrush then

A non-invasive prenatal paternity (NIPP) test, which uses NIPT technology to determine the father, typically costs between £695 and £850 in the UK. These tests can be conducted from as early as 7–9 weeks of pregnancy
Accuracy: Over 99% accurate.
Safety: The test is non-invasive and risk-free, requiring only a blood sample from the mother and a cheek swab from the potential father(s).
Timing: Can be performed as early as 7 weeks after conception.
Method: Analyzes fetal DNA found in the mother's bloodstream and compares it with the alleged father’s DNA sample.

wonder who is paying as penny wont hav the money'

I found that interesting as I had no idea either.

Optimist1 · 02/04/2026 11:24

@OlderGlaswegianLivingInDevon Who'd have thought? Many thanks from a neighbouring county!

murasaki · 02/04/2026 12:36

Didn't Sharon have one re Albie? Or was that after he was born.

the80sweregreat · 02/04/2026 12:45

Sharon sent off a DNA test when she was pregnant with Albie and the result came back wrong ( I think I’m right here?) I do recall her sending off a test via a courier. How it was wrong I’ve no idea though.

murasaki · 02/04/2026 12:46

That tallies with my vague memory!

the80sweregreat · 02/04/2026 12:57

I can’t remember how Sharon discovered that Phil was the dad , it’s very vague , but something must have happened and Keanu only found out on Christmas Day and was then killed by Linda.

Meredusoleil · 02/04/2026 13:11

the80sweregreat · 02/04/2026 12:57

I can’t remember how Sharon discovered that Phil was the dad , it’s very vague , but something must have happened and Keanu only found out on Christmas Day and was then killed by Linda.

Wasn't it something to do with Albie getting ill and it being an inherited gene which Keanu didn't have but Phil did. Or something like that?

the80sweregreat · 02/04/2026 13:14

Yes, it was a genetic thing wasn’t it! Never mentioned again after Sharon discovered that the original DNA test was wrong! Phil doesn’t mention his son either.
They have been gone for ages.

murasaki · 02/04/2026 13:16

My memory says kidneys, but it might not have been. Definitely a genetic thing though.