EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

<Dons leopard print coat, slaps on red lippy, clenches fist>

She'll have to go through me first!🙅‍♀️

Haven’t watched last nights yet but guessing she’s made it look like Max tried it on? I reckon with the new years story we’re gonna see max try it on with half the square

I’ve been enjoying no more minimo too

Michelle seems to keep moving back and forth between the US and Australia (for not particular reason). She was always in Aus when Shaz visited her more recently, and that is where Vicky came from. Then she moved back to the US a few months ago. Did Mark just go wherever she went, and how do they keep getting permission to live in Aus and US?

Jasmine is absolutely unredeemable so I hope they don't try that. But obviously she can't go to Thailand because she's got to replace Zoe in jail. And she has to leave Oscar on the Square to entertain us.

Moving and living abroad and staying there seems to be easy for the ex residents of Walford! Especially Michelle who has moved between continents fairly easily for years.
I thought that was mean of E laine today tbh. Very childish behavior.

But she’s letting Zoe take the blame for Antnee’s murder. Pushing an old woman (Cindy will be old to Jasmine) down stairs onto concrete and leaving her for dead is pretty bad.

Did anyone notice the headline in the paper George was reading? It said that a new estate in Walford had been given the go ahead. I wonder if that will play a part in any storylines?

I did notice the headline in the paper.
Maybe Walford will become more than just a square. However, more homes mean more characters and I doubt they want too many of those.

I suppose Ian may branch into home owning for profit / landlord with the new homes.
His place must be worth a lot of money for some equity release and the put down by E laine ‘ your only the owner of a two bit pie shop’ certainly hit home today. Tbf, he has built up a small empire since his days in the cafe , she is spiteful!
Anyone notice that the music links into the current stories too. I like to listen out for it.

I really dislike the 'war' between Elaine and Ian, it seems to contrived. I don't believe he'd care about a b&b that never has any customers.

80s they had 'should I stay or should I go' yesterday I think? They do like hammering it home!

It is a bit like ‘ homes under the hammer ‘ with the relevant music for each scene lately.
I do enjoy listening out for it.
Anyway, it seems we now have a ‘Max and Cindy ‘ alliance to try and bring down Jasmine! Cheered on by most of the viewers I would imagine.
Cinax ? Mady ? Must be a good mash up name there somewhere ! lol

Ian at war with other business owners has been done before. It is tiresome , but her behavior is childish.

Mindy of course 80s!! 😂

I'd love that job on Homes Under the Hammer.

Mindy ! Fab
I was smiling today at this hook up.
George taking money from Nicola ., it’ll end in tears

I’d also love to do the music for these shows nownumber5 ! What a great job eh!
Homes always makes me laugh. The presenter says one word and up strikes a song over the footage of a 1970s style kitchen or bathroom in avocado green.
The estate agents always say the same thing ‘ you can get ( insert an amount ) rent on this , per calender month ‘ ! It also goes over budget.
I bet that Ian becomes a landlord of these new places going up. Or Jack, he always likes a property.

Mindy gave me a mental image of Minty and Cindy that I really didn't need straight after lunch.

Ahh! I liked minty, but Cindy wouldn’t be interested in him 😂
Out of all the bride candidates, Cindy can’t be ruled out. Although I agree it’ll probs be Chelsea.

I know she wouldn't! The mind boggled, and then poured itself a refreshing pint of brain bleach.

lol at Cindy and minty ! Lol
I can see an Ian / Linda affair though.

I'm getting Ian and Elaine vibes. They bounced off each other in Nigel's film, and seem to hate each other which normally means they'll fall in lurve.

And run a purple pie emporium in their retirement, bickering about interior decor as they go.

Not sure about Ian / E laine. I can see why people think this, but she isn’t his type and she seems to hate him
I’m usually wrong though . Everytime ! 😂

E’laine would tart up the pie shop though !!
A few peacocks around , lots of bling
Might be fun

Exactly! Ian needs a bit of colour in his life, and she needs a little less. As they say on MAFS, lock it in!

Lock it in! Lol
I saw a few MAFS years ago , but not any more recent ones. Mostly I ones I saw they all split up!

Elaine’s OTT eye-flaring villainy is annoying me!

I am wondering whether Jasmine will turn out to be a complete fraud. Not related to Zoe at all. Perhaps she is an ex of MySon who has “issues” as a result of being abandoned at birth, which have caused their relationship to break down. She has stolen the hospital mementoes from him and come to Walford to avenge his abandonment. Or something!