Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Corriedale. A sorry tale?

[TellingBone]

So Celia Stick bit the dust
As Ray failed to quell his disgust
Now John is the prey
Our Kev needs to slay
And if April goes too I'm not fussed

No airbags

Aarons

Did Billy hit Carla?

You fucking eejit Carla

Hurray Theo got chucked.

So is this just going to everybody crashing into everybody else?

Omg!!!

Ouch

Its like Dominos.

Oh shit Lisa will be a gonner

Fuck@

Carla is like a banshee

Dodgems!

Fucking hell. Don't kill Aaron,Cain,Mack,Charity,Robert or Joe. Don't care about any of the others.

I need another medicinal brandy

Oh fuckity fuck

It's gonna blow

This is bonkers

This is a bit grisly

Is it leaking petrol?

This feels so ridiculous it just ruins the enjoyment

Save Aaron!

Two pregnant women. That's too much.

Connelton Moor. So we’re in Yorkshire then

Isn't there still an ied on Robert's car?