Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

[TellingBone]

There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

What does Celia spend all that drug money on? She lives in a tip!

Sticks

I've no idea what's going on with Ray and Dylan. I hope Dylan's not for the chop. He's a lot younger than Ray so hopefully can escape from his clutches.

Designer sticks???

Honestly can't believe what a shitty father he is. Dylan told him April is in danger and he sits around fretting and scared. You get your kid out of there now, not sit around drinking tea 🙄

And stupid hats

This lot are so stupid they deserve to die

Absolutely

WT actual F are you doing Rhona?

FFS why is Rhona brushing April's hair and Marlon wanderering around like a tit in a trance.

Get down the bloody police station.

Can you believe they haven't even called the police? 🙄

Celia's stick is bound to make an appearance any minute.

I'm waiting for Celia and stick to turn up

Yes, that's a surefire pulling outfit Laurel

Celia is bound to turn up as they're about to leave

As if by magic. Fucking Celia

Oh dear

Fuck. My heart is going like the clappers.

Surprise surprise!!

Cruella arrives. 🙄

This is ridiculous

Haven't they got mobiles?

Dylan is in danger

Isn't it just? So much of this has been beyond predictable

FFS sake knock her over and sit on her till Swirling rocks up

So 3 people can't overpower Celia?

Exactly why isn’t Rhona phoning the police