Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

[TellingBone]

There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

Don't trust him Dylan!

This is not Emmerdale.

Oh give over. Absolute shitshow

An utter pile of shite

Do they really think people want to watch this shite?

Oh for the love of actual fuckery.

Now they're all sitting like lemons in their own house while Celia (who's just barged in) takes charge.

This is seriously challenging the bounds of belief

Did Dylan not wonder why they needed to open a gate to get to the police station?

Why are they just doing what Celia says? Just day F off and call the police , I’m confused

The scriptwriters on Emmerdale must be having a competition to see who can come up with the least Emmerdale like storylines imaginable.

Just bloody hit Celia with something. So bloody ridiculous that Marlon and Rhona can't overpower her. Plus she hasn't even got her stick so she's weakened.

Obviously Marlon CAN get more drippy. 🙄

What man would just stand there looking petrified by a 5'3" older woman with no visible weapon other than the ever present stick?
If Rhona hasn't got the serious ick by now then she too must be one sandwich short of a picnic.

@JaneJeffer How is this garbage going down on the other SM sites?

This just reinforces my claim that Marlon serves no useful purpose and needs to be got rid of

Farm gate innit.

I don’t actually feel like I can watch this any more
I’m all for addressing social and economic reality but this is just evil , too much and just unbelievable now

I’ll check when it’s over. Not good I imagine

Why didn't they run to the police and tell them what happened to Dylan instead of cowering in front of Celia when she didn't even have a weapon? 🙄 Presumably they could identify the location so police could find evidence!

Can you imagine Cain just cowering in the house?

I feel like that today and I’ve been watching since 1993

About crap. If Celia and Ray don’t get carted off to prison tonight I’m not watching this shit anymore. It’s grotesque.

That’s right just sit and talk through it with Celia. It’s a wonder they don’t offer her a cuppa

Go on Rhona! Get angry!

And a custard cream!

At last Rhona standing up to Celia. Why didn't she do that the minute she barged into their house.

Surely they're going to spread the news around the village about Celia and Ray but I doubt it. Nobody ever does the sensible thing in Emmerdale.

FFS MARLON

Marlon you useless big lanky prick