Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

[TellingBone]

There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

That was so annoyingly predictable. It was so obvious that Celia was going to follow Dylan into the house and see a picture of Bear and that April would blurt out about "killing" Callum.

I agree with a PP who wondered why she didn't mention Celia.

Ridiculous. Just when we thought it was coming to an end, on and on and on it goes.

It’s doing my head in. A full year of this shite with no end in sight.

That was tense, but why didn’t she mention Celia? I hope they don’t kill Dylan, I know he’s not a favourite but I wanted him to have some sort of
normal life the poor lad. Let’s hope this is the beginning of the end of this bloody story 🙏

Are they going to spin this unravelling storyline out until the Christmas episodes? Seems a bit early, but equally it feels like it's gone on longer than the one with she who must not be mentioned.

Can't help suspecting that Ray's gun is going to feature. A struggle with Cain? Because Cain's got to sort it no? Gun goes off. Celia's in the way. Saves a court case.

But if it is all going to get wrapped up soon, might it be because they're saving the conclusion of John's storyline for Christmas? 🙏

8pm start tomorrow evening

Thanks for that JaneJeffer. 👍

Well thats done my anxiety the world of good tonight! I was feeling on edge as it is (the cat has gone missing again) and Emmerdale is just a misery fest.

I think April will now mention Celia as she'll have to say Celia forced her into sex work and she killed Callum rather than have sex with him.

Agree that Joe Absolom is a brilliant actor. Going from loved up and flirty with Laurel to nasty and sinister with April and then scared of Celia.

Didn’t do anything for my mood either. I was already thinking of making a new patio.

If I pop round with a shovel can I help you to bury Celia under it

It wasn’t Celia I was thinking of 😅 but all help gratefully received

😂 Count me in

Can you imagine the court case? How do the defendants know each other? They planned the whole thing on the Emmerdale thread on Mumsnet your honour 🤣

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Judge's summing up..." I have watched the episodes leading up to the crime and it is my belief that the defendants actions were warranted, you are free to go".

I think we can get away with anything by pleading temporary insanity caused by watching Emmerdale

Maybe John comes back, his saviour complex goes overboard and he deals a coup de grace to celia with her own Big Stick? Then Ray shoots him but he is filled with remorse and tops himself? Or there will be the old Emmerdale standby-a whopping big fire.

I don't really care how, I just want it to end. It seems to have gone on longer than most stories although I did see a spoiler that made me very happy.

Can we please start the year without April being centre stage in every storyline. Can she join Cathy on the never ending cruise and come back with a new head?

Where's Angelica these days. What was the point in releasing her from detention to be seen twice then disappear again.

I want it to end by having all been one of April’s cinematic dreams. They can show her getting into the car after she ran away but instead of ending up “on the streets” she’s taken straight home and none of this ever happened. Problem solved.

Where’s Cain? He needs to know!

I would like them to tell Cain, Moira, Ross, Caleb and Ruby and for them all to annihilate Celia and Ray!

Cain is running the crèche for all the missing children

Jane ... surely by now now , we are all in a state of pleading permanent insanity !! 😄😄🤣🤣

Shh bizzey I’m faking hard 😬