Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

[TellingBone]

There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

Ffs. Just go with.marlon. What are they going to do in the middle of the village? Hit him with the Big Stick?

She won't 🙄

FFS Marlon!

Stop arguing and get April in the car - QUICK!!!(His dopiness knows no ends 😡)

The big stick could become like the infamous Emmerdale Rock. I bet Celia will be wielding it before the end of the episode.

Scared for Bear now Celia knows who he is

Loved Dylan telling Marlon not to react and he stared right at Celia looking like a loon.

No not home. Take her to the police like Dylan said 🙄

Marlon looks like a loon most of the time!

True

Just fucking tell him!

She told the truth

I thought he was going to wave one of his big gangly arms at her

Long term. Err no because my contract lasts until I get bumped off.

Too soon to be introducing the kids Laurel

And why does Marlon and Rhonas house look so different if it’s their house April is telling them the truth in

The wicked witch looks ready to explode

Have they not called the police yet? Fuck me they are thick.

They shouldn't let her out of their sight!

Phone the police ya pair of fuckwits!

Place marking as you lot are better than the show!

Celia wants Dylan and Bear dead

April is about to say she killed Callum

Holy fuck.

Why didn't she mention Celia?

Wow that was tense

Joe Absolom is such a good actor .