Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

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There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

Is Celia's stick getting longer? I'm sure when we first saw her it didn't seem quite so ridiculous 🙂

Well that was boring why did April go and give back money, you'd stay away!

It has become the April,Ray and Celia show none of whom I like at all...how the heck has April got so much airtime, the homeless story now in Ray's clutches so many stories and she can't carry them. It never ends.

Emmerdale needs new writers.

Where are the actual interesting characters Ruby, Caleb, Cain etc

Rhona is rarely seen and has no story lines she has become pointless. Has her poppet mum left for good? She is another side show.

How long are Laurel's knickers going to stay on? She's believing that Ray fancies her. Oh dearie me 🫤

About 90% of the cast are rarely seen as they're focusing on Ray, Celia and April continually. I've no idea why April gets all these big stories as she's not believable in any of them.

We hadn't seen Mary for ages and now she's off to some retreat for months. At least she didn't say "Bye poppet" when she left 😂

I think they’re dragging this story out and adding more and more to it because they can’t come up with anything else to write about.

Danny Miller said that the start time of 8 next year will allow them to do grittier stories so that’s something to not look forward to.

All the women fake laughing on Corrie were giving me a headache so I went and had a shower instead.

I think Ray will fall in love, realise he can’t have a normal relationship and turn on Celia.

It looks ridiculous. Fair enough if she was walking through her flock of sheep that we never see. But striding round the village with it on her shoulder, WTF is that all about?

It never touches the ground!

I don't remember Jack or Andy Sugden going everywhere with a bloody great stick 🤔

Whispers《I think so too.》If he hadn't got the chain gang haircut he'd be even hotter. Young maaan!
They signpost everything so blatantly. As soon as Joe spoke to Belle I told dh they'd be shagging by Christmas.
Speaking of which, do we think this years ever so festive centrepiece will involve the death of celia/Ray? Im calling Ray, now in love with Laurel tries to redeem himself. Somehow Laurel (because she's Laurel) is put in peril and Ray sacrifices himself to save her. Bear then saves the day somehow and frees the slaves and is injured. Obviously he goes to Hotten Teaching Hospital where, guess who is on duty? There may be fire at the farm where Celia is trapped-probably under a beam as is traditional.

I want Celia to go to prison and pay for her evil crimes to other women (and acting).

I rewatched Kev and the pawn shop and the Japanese bits cracked me up all over again

Me too !

I've not watched since just after the new Rovers lot came in.

I let Corrie run on after Emmerdale and had no idea who anybody was so the crossover episode will be lost on me.

I did recognise the guy from the bar in Hope Street who was coincidentally behind the bar in the Rovers. I was waiting for his dreadful wife to appear, contort her face and shout "Are you on glue?" as she does in most episodes.

New levels of depravity. Yay!

Look at those tea towels 🤢

I hope Mandy decides to stay in the jungle

A car will come in handy for drug running

Village looking very festive.

Seriously? Paddy and Mandy buying a car for a lad they've known for a few months 🙄.

You lying piece of shit Ray. Poor Bear.

I'm feeling a bit sick that Celia and Ray are selling April. I know she's annoying but that's a bit too far.

Empty mugs, lovely

Marlon can buy April a Barbie car for Christmas, then her feet will reach the pedals. Just.

Selling?