Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

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There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

Are we having a sweep as to who kills who? DH is pulling the wild card and reckons Laurel kills Ray. Im not holding out for Cain or Ross to rude in on.a white horse. In real life(ha!) They'd get caught for the slavery and that would open the other cans of worms. However! Being Straight outta Emmerdale there'll be a stand off. A long drawn out scene between Ray/Celia and whoever and the inevitable violent death.

That still means Xmas. Fuck.
Cain is chasing John isnt he? Ireland?

If they don’t bring it to a conclusion soon I’ll head for Emmerdale and kill a few of them. I’ve got a lovely big blackthorn stick and it’s more than a match for Celia’s posing stick

I thought Cain came back? with yet another promise to Moria not to fuck off again?

Good woman yourself

I might pay for an Emmerdale tour and sort Ray and Celia out myself.

Celia will threaten Cain and Moira with Anya’s grave

We need John to come back and shove Celia and Ray down the hole.

I lost the will to live watching the John story line but it was butterflies and rainbows compared to this dark shite.

Let's not forget the body wrapped in Moira's blanket...

That’s me tooled up and ready to head for Yorkshire. My stick has multiple sharp pointy bits as well as knob on the end. I can’t wait to have a duel with Cynthia. Anyone fancy joining me?

You are one scary woman @Jitterybugs2 but your house is 100% cleaner than Celia’s

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Are there any nice soaps to watch? How's Home and Away these days?

Bring back Take the High Road!

They've just killed off a character in a deliberate hit and run so Leah is all grief stricken( and no it wasn't one of her husbands). It does have lovely scenery!

I loved Take the High Road. Moira was in that. She wasn't all sexy farmer though.

Mrs Mack would have sussed out Celia and Ray’s dirty dealings months ago

I should've been in take the high road but 18 month old me wasnt having it.

What we need is Eldorado back

Oh I adored Eldorado!

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Bring back Sons and Daughters.

I had to go up to another woman and call her mum. Was going to be a regular part but I couldnt do it. So that was the end of my tv career before it even started.

Oh what a shame. If your TV career had flourished you could be wielding a stick on Emmerdale 🤣

Loved that as well. Pat the Rat and her face transplant. 😂

Blimey. I seem to have spent my life watching soaps.