Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

[TellingBone]

There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

Do we have to wait weeks for Dylans eyes to flicker?

Christmas Eve

There's two of you. Knock him down. FFS.

More tea and biscuits 🙄

Is this shit going to continue dominating every episode forever more?

I can’t figure out the layout now

Yes. It really feels that way

Yep
but there’s custard creams…

Where is Cain? He would wipe the floor with Ray

Where are all the other characters? Have they all been given a few weeks off?

Aidan Moore

Hurry the fuck up

Even watching classic, I don’t think they had a door there and now they do. It was straight to the kitchen then living room before and it’s all weird now. They should never change the layout

Working on the Corriedale episode?

We are all prisoners of Celia now and we will never see any other characters again

Reminds me of the time they reversed Debbie’s staircase overnight

Why the hell doesn't Marlon just phone the village main guys

Cain, Ross, Billy, Aaron etc.etc. Oh and Moira with her Glasgow kiss. Celia and Ray would be pulverised.

I can’t work out which house it is. Is it where Manpreet lives now?

They must be wrapping this up soon, this is filmed 6 weeks in advance and Mandy will be off to the jungle soon.

Like so much in this shit show it makes no sense

Yes where indeed is Cain?

Love that my cat is back @TellingBone 🤣🤣

I’m not sure

Oh great we can relax now with Corrie. Their warning is only for signs of coercive control and abuse

Surely big wrestler Bear could get past Celia!

We need to double the Christmas booze list