MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

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Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

Well! Charlene actually suggesting she does have experience to make her an ixpert.

People like him know how to switch on the remorse when it suits.
last refuge of a scoundrel

Rat boy sounded like chat GPT

He’s just so unattractive I don’t know how or why anyone would get upset by him and his shenanigans, I’d be glad to see the back of him

Good to see them going for a shitty man for a change

They are a rat's ankles, m'lud

Even when backed in a corner he is trying to lie and get out of being a twat. What a colossal dick.

I loved that programme.

Well of course he did, as Bec said, who's walking around with your stolen face.

Mel & Charlene actually have Psychology qualifications.

Paul is the one without any form of qualifications whatsoever. Apart from randomly creating a dating website.

Maybe that’s why he talks absolute bollocks?

Dont forget his expressive and mood channelling outfits!

Is he qualified to wear that Mr Miyagi outfit?

Exactly this!

Nicholas Cage

Me too, it felt special at the time, really calm and sweet

We are on the telly telly bonking box. Sainsbury's are branching out.

I just snorted at this

Much better than the one Rolf Harris did, and with the added bonus of not being presented by a paedophile.

And his part ownership of Sutton FC who are both shit and don't have a bar in their ground. Or any pubs within a 15 minute walk.

Not that I had a dreadful afternoon there watching DP's team play them or anything.

But he says it with absolute authority, that can be enough in some circumstances, just to make people think you know what you’re talking about.

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That’s exactly why he talks absolute bollocks 🤣🤣

When you look back, Mel & Charlene are the ones that actually challenge in the right way and question things that we see as the viewer.

Paul gets a bit het up occasionally because that’s what he thinks the audience wants. His challenges seem all for show, and his advice is fucking shite, with no substance.

I wish we could switch Paul out for Ozzie Jon

I’m more inclined to believe he has a qualification in pottery, cordwainer, fashion or some kind of creative industry 😂

That’s a very sad story.