MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

"Rollercoaster" needs to be added to bingo

Abi's dad now not even allowed to appear...

Leigh has a point.

If someone who you’ve admitted is your type (i.e. you fancy them) is being flirty with you or you with them, then kissing them on the lips is pretty disrespectful to your partner.

If it’s someone you don’t fancy and it’s purely platonic, it’s not so bad, though not really clear why you’d kiss them on the lips. No need.

What Leigh needs to learn is what hills are worth dying on.

Abi and John.

The most annoying people, in a sea of misfits 😵‍💫

Where does John get his eyes from? I need to see his dad.

Probably busy eating his dinner elsewhere, in front of the telly!

Having to resolve conflict WITHOUT the icksperts? Wow, cos they're usually so helpful and reasonable..

Johns vows will be full of buzzwords
”you’re my person”
”I’m in love”
”can’t wait for what the future holds”
”we belong together”
”never had these feelings before”

I’m perplexed by Abi and her mum having some kind of formal afternoon tea

Has AbiMum scared everyone else off?

I'd be pissed off if my mother said 'my family is now complete ' after a random man off the telly showed up, not pleased.

To be fair he did a fair bit of almost eye rolling last time. I reckon he is doing a round of golf...

It’s Bournemouth.

No… it’s not you, it’s because it’s kinda boring so we getting easily distracted. I’m on here, looking for a handbag online and scrolling on Reddit too!

😭😭 someone needs to have a word with the producers, its nothing like the good old days

Harsh when there’s more than enough buns for him.

Loving their attempt at stately home afternoon tea on their back garden in Bournemouth! Get them with their matching shirts!

"What are you wearing, Abi?"

"White shirt, Mum. Keeping it simple. Want my eyelashes to do the talking. "

"Okay, great. See you then."

Can’t blame him, it looks like a nice sunny day, shame to waste it

Well posh innit. That's why she did weight training, to hold that tea cup like a laydee

Doesn’t look like there’s vows does it? Might ditch it abc wait for tomorrow’s episode!

Their vows will be very matchy-matchy.

My perimenopausal brain fog made me say “Selly house people” the other day because it wiped the word estate agents from my memory apparently 😂

I reckon he's in the pub.

Channelling Amy with the black bow!

Leah has bog roll stuck to her outfit.