MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

I really can't be watching the next two nights, just a load of regurge and will they won't they rehash of all the issues and arguments. Looks like Thurs and Fri will be the more intersting watch.

I'm actually really shocked by house much Leisha's face seems to have grown just over the course of this programme, it's really disturbing 😩hope Rebecca hasn't been doing her fillers!

🤣, yep me too, me too 💀

Rebecca actually looks normal when you stand her next to Leisha. I hope Leisha's rhombus has been a cautionary tale for her, at least for her own face.

Rhombus 😆

@TitsInAbsentiacan't click on that link without seeing multiple ads and loud music. Who is it?

Is this the same person? (Yes, yes I know it’s The Sun 🙈)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/37272250/mafs-contestant-ex-arrested-suspicion-stalking-coercive-behaviour/

Apologies I can't actually work out if it's old news - the top says Nov 10 2025 but can't find anything else...it was George Roberts who was married to April Banburyand I think it was now 2 years ago. I may have been clickbaited!

She's the star in that relationship, she knows hes punching 😭

AI tells me this season's husbands ages are:

• Divarni - 29
• Dean - 31
• Joe - 31
• Leo - 31
• Davide - 33
• Keye - 33
• Reiss - 33
• Steven - 34
• Ashley - 35
• Bailey - 36
• John - 38
• Paul - 60

Edit to add it followed it with: A news snippet from November 2025 did mention that the ex-boyfriend of a MAFS contestant was arrested and that he is a 37-year-old man from Bootle. However, this individual is not a cast member (husband) on the show itself.

I reckon it's Rebecca's ex fiancee

Here goes another hour of boredom which I still can't tear myself away from!
Too much time already invested to give up now!

Presenting for duty even though I give no shits and will be trying on the massive pile of boots that I ordered

It’s like a trauma bond

It was the same last year - we couldn't wait for it to end but kept watching!

Checking in. I was watching DP's football team on tv but the biblical rain has suspended it, and he's gone to bed. The highlight was the club dj's rain appropriate music, purple rain, umbrella it's raining men, weather with you.....

This will probably be as dull as the non match.

Reporting for duty. "I've started so I'll finish"....

Gripping climax? My God these have been the most dull contestants ever. I'm only here because of you lot!

Seems strange to dress up in wedding garb to get dumped....

What do we think Reiss will do? I think he'll say yes.

Oh my god I’m already bored. Vows. At least two of the three vows couples have zero future , what a crock of time wasting shit.

still watching though

Don't think any of this lot will say they commit. They've already shown the most exciting bits I suspect...
Davide and Keye and the Puffins will be the only saying yes.

I think he will but shouldn't

Exactly. Wish I could commit to my antibiotics and partners like I do to this shitshow

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Abi so distraught she forgot her trousers