MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

Another ad break?! Are they every 3 minutes or something?

Abi reminds me of Vanessa Feltz.

I'm so sick of the experts banging on about reassurance all the time. I couldn't bear to be constantly having to reassure someone, it's ridiculous.

YES!!!!

I think Davide and Keye could work - Keye could go partying when Davide is working for 3 day stints.

Nah. Rebecca isn’t as into him as she’s making out

It’s to ensure we have healthy breaks from this depressingly dull episode

More the jarring voice than anything.

That's it. Well spotted.

She honestly can’t be surprised or shocked, surely they have done this to death off camera, it must be a ploy to keep the show going?

I've never seen any of these Cadbury chocolate posting things!
Seems a weird idea.

Davide saying you don’t love my cats & you’re too high maintenance & up yourself for me & my lifestyle

Oh my god yes!

Lock it in!

Yeah but I bet he'd shag around...

It’s 279 miles, not the ends of the earth.

I think it's so we have time to catch up on the thread!

I think it’s a nod to most of the participants being needy and or deranged

And he's not wrong

🤣🤣

Especially when he has a child and she wants to be near her family and friends if she has a child.

Pretty insurmountable.

My holey underpants that are literally being held together by a string will last longer than any of these couples

Same sort of speech cadence. Agree

MAFS is just a glorified holiday romance at first sight isn’t it? They just have to make sure they say “I came on this experiment” instead of holiday.

There’s stuff in your fridge that will outlast this shower