MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

Oh god, yes. Carr's cheese melts with boursin or manchego... Can't wait for my Xmas god delivery, it's the only time of year I show myself such deliciousness.

I actually have time for her not having had it changed.

As a Villa fan who loves wine, crisps and cheese, you’d be correct 🤣

Snap snap snappety snap

Kevin the Carrot seems to have a better love life than any of this lot..

I get Bailey has a child , but people with children always expect the other partner to move to them. Bailey said he can’t compromise. Meaning it’s all on Bec.

Food delivery obvs but I'll take a delivery of a god if there's one going.

Oh no I didn’t mean because it was big. I mean she points her eyes down when talks to people so it looks like she’s talking down to you

Ha. Not too scared to smile!!

Oh she's definitely not scared to smile. If anything, she has scared all of us with her deranged smiling.

Abi: “Jon, what sort of……”

Me: 😴😴😴😴😴

Somebody who wasn’t too scared to smile
bahahaha

Baby cheesus

Whoops!

John: Um I wanted perfect horsey teefs, some fake hair, fake tan, constant gurny grin...

Their kids will have mahoosive noses.

Pass the bucket

These two are plants. No two people are so smarmy. It’s like an oil slick in human form

🤣🤣🤣

I was just thinking the same 😂

Jesus Christ they’re insane

You say beautiful, I say nauseating

I hope Keye and Davide are still together.

I didn't think curvy meant just big busted. I thought it was hips and waist too.

Davide, remember the cats.