MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

Reiss ain't never givin' Leesh a key-ah.

Just me that's curious then.

The cake of disrespect is in the room
The kiss or peck made the girls go boom
There's some icing too
I don't have a clue
Where that Crystal's at
But she's been a rat

Sorry, Charlene, what part has Reiss played in all the drama? He's at least been clear from the beginning about how he feels and how he's going a bit slower than Leisha.

Abi is literally a Stepford Wife… permanent smile, robotic . I don’t think she’s real.I can imagine her greeting her husband as he comes in from work. ‘ Hi husband dinner is nearly ready”.

Count Reisscula is totally lying about his sudden love for Lady Wildenstein.
muggy af

That's sad.
She still has a chance, if she stops soon.
Reiss is Mr Chill. 😎

Not a hope in hell Leigh and Leah are going to last outside of this. They're both hanging on for that sweet podcast spot.

"You're a fuckin nightmare sometimes"
"Yeah"
So descriptive

Becca's about to lose a boob in that dress

Count Reisscula 🤣🤣🤣

when does the oz one start

John and Abi are so so so fucking annoying 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Yep. Bore off.

Bailey ruining the colour scheme!

Not soon enough. It should have started last month and knocked this shitshow off out screens

They haven’t been a thing inside of this.

I cannot stand them.
They feel so fake.
Abi has a smile like Wallace from Wallace and Grommit.

Love of their life. Bollocks. They’ve known each other 90 seconds

Ah, they should have invited JR to dinner.

They really are. It's possible to be nice and get on without being so irritating, like Rhi and Jeff in the last Oz one.

I know. Awful

But she just kissed her cheek and then Crystal went for the lips

reiss: mai high iz when you go to sleep you no wot i meen lyk

Davide and keye thought they had it in the bag then this pair of cruise ship entertainers rocked up and now reiss has realised they’re at the last hurdle he’s pulling it right out of the bag