Celeb Traitors 6: Farting is Such Sweet Sorrow.

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Thank you Ed Gamble for the only title possible. I’m starting this thread now incase I wake up tomorrow and thread 5 has been banished or murdered.

last thread here.
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5435561-celeb-traitors-5-cloak-and-dagger-chat-trust-no-one?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=app_share

Absolutely, he's the floating voter. And thick with it!

Who would have guessed David effectively holds the casting vote after being fairly useless throughout the series

There’s more filler in this than in Katie Price’s face.

David has suspicions of Joe still doesn’t he so maybe Cat and Alan will maximise on that

It's like Big Brother's best bits!

😂😂😂

Alan is like a pantomime character playing to the audience while talking to contestants.. eg telling Celia ‘you can trust me’ while grinning and laughing while saying ‘I am a faithful’

Indeed! But if they point out that Alan forgot he had a shield, they just might convince him. Maybe…

Oh god will this be full of "journeys"?

Gah. The dog decided she needed to go out at the wrong moment and I’m now 4 mins behind.

He understands that it is an entertainment show and plays it accordingly

Who's going to start talking about their dead Nan?

You not missed much

Then I guess they will go with whichever of Nick or Joe David is most suspicious of. But I think he will side with Joe and Nick.

I like David but he is useless!

David doesn't actually like he's had "fun"?

It’s ok, they’re still on this montage stuff so you haven’t missed anything

You can safely forward through to real time - so far we have learnt that everyone is very pleased to be in the final and feels very humbled to be a huge star on the traitors.

Alan is one of the contestants who understands it needs to be entertaining. It would have been pretty boring if he’d been kicked out immediately after Jonathan

LTB.

If Alan doesn’t win I want Joe to win. So much for the great intellectuals.

I’d forgotten the mandatory Dead Nan section in the final. Celeb Traitors ought to be able to do better

Och Claudia. Wearing a wee girls skirt

Just fast forward until the bit where Claudia walks into breakfast.

Rare misstep from Claudia and her stylist