I only watch real estate Netflix shows, not an expert, but I have binged all seasons of SS this week, here are my Cliff notes:
Mary: needs a break from it all, for a conflict-avoidant person, she is not in the right place on this show, she is looking fragile and she was way out of order with Chelsea about the flowers, and said probably worse than what was shown
Chrishelle: also burnt out, when the sweet girl card doesn’t get her anywhere, the victim card is ready to go, I don’t think she’s very happy, she moved rather quickly from a shock divorce from her dream guy, a mindfuck “I love you but not enough to have a baby and settle with you” Jason, to a total reset with G, but i don’t think it has worked
Emma: glad she saw sense in the end, the nepo dude didn’t even know where Boston is 🫣 in her elongated neon permatan Barbie style, I love her but she has sh*t taste in men and I would be a bit wary of her vegan cheeseburger empanadas tbh
Chelsea: she has matured lots since last season but there is still room to mellow, seems her ex-husband is only the MD for a local advertising agency belonging to and ran by his mum, so no strato money and a tight prenup I bet
Bre: not my style fashion-like and calling a kid Legendary is borderline criminal imho, but that woman is a badass rock of strength and willpower on many levels, respect, but I m a bit sad that her personal relationship goal is baby mama for Nick Cannon, open relationship is one thing, not being told he was having a baby with another woman is another
Nicole: she attacked everyone since she appeared out of nowhere, no wonder she got ganged up on, but all against one didn’t look good. I wonder what happened and who she is irl.
Brett: Hedgegate was his moment of truth, intensity and realness, only took him 9 seasons to find his voice
Jason: How can this man cycle through so many women and keep a large majority of them in his service? And why? Is that a working recipe for peace and happiness? His shrink must know weird stuff
Amanza: unless this show is Oscar-level edited, she does seem like the best and most easygoing person around, she plays it light but she has lived, and she is a true beauty
Alanna: miles above them in class and composure, the shot where she leans back and sighs during Girlsgiving was everything a sane person was feeling
Sandra Vergara: she seems to feel right at home and in her environment landing feet first in this sh*tshow, and that’s scary enough
Booze: should be on the credits as a full member of the cast, it’s involved in every scene, and coke probably too
Real Estate: 40 moving shots in 20 seconds per episode is a bit on the thin side, I would like it better if the show spent more time on the brass faucets and less on the bun fights.
It is no surprise all of them are getting lap dogs, I would need a support animal too if I were in their shoes (and a podiatrist, imagine the bunions!)
Fashion-wise, they took it a notch down from t
Hunger Games-core this season, for the better