MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.

[dillite]

Sorry, this is so boring that there's 0 thread title inspiration. We just keep on being blindsighted and mugged off and nobody has our backs.

Been there tried that 🤣😶‍🌫️🙄

This is actually bullshit. We need to be able to vote them off for our own sake. Instead we get another week of identical arguments.

God, I forgot about Abbi's crazy mother.

Keye and Davide are seemingly lush and both really emotionally intelligent. Both sexy men.

Everyone else is dooooooomed

John ixpert wants to be a thrupple with them.

Nelly was vaselined to the max and looking very shiny. They are all rubbing off on each other. Even lovely Davide had eye patches on in one scene yesterday. :(

Oh, Ash and April not put together?

Nelly getting hysterical about April’s photo 🤣

Steven is doing it on purpose methinks

I think partner swap will be the most interesting week so far.

Oh why Steven! You know this now means a week of Nelly repeating the same shit over and over and over again

Oh Christ, Nelly is kicking off about a picture now 🙄

Girl, just leave and go see a therapist already.

That was a surprise!

They are a vegetable. Dandelion greens are nice

The genius of this show is that they give you just enough to hook you back in when you've given your last shit

If you’re a guinea pig.

Heaven forbid a bloke have a photo taken with another woman.

I don't like Steven but I do feel sorry for him if that's what's to come next week. Cue more "I've been disrespected" and he'll write leave.

Nelly needs some therapy if she can't see two people having a laugh and wanting to put it on their fridge is perfectly fine.

Just like all abusive boyfriends

If MN conked out tomorrow night, I don't think I'd bother watching.

Nelly is the sort of person who dissects every single interaction their partner has with the opposite sex, who makes their partner tread on eggshells to such an extent that they stop having friends or even acquaintances of the opposite sex. If she were a man she'd be accused of coercive control.

Maybe because he hears her needs as criticism, she’s doing what you’re supposed to do and using ‘I’ rather than ‘you’.

TBF, I don’t think they’re well-suited. He’s a lovely bloke, but just not as sophisticated in his approach. He didn’t even know what feminism is. Keeps misinterpreting what she needs as they’re worlds apart. It’s too much like hard work for them both.

Am I the only one who is team Grace? I think Ash is very quick to put on the can’t do anything right act so she looks bad all the time. He’s clumsy with his delivery a lot whereas she has adapted and changed throughout the experiment. She’s come leaps and bounds since their honeymoon but he’s still the same and hasn’t changed much for her at all. Her standards are high and why not!? It’s about time more women set a higher bar.
I wonder why he’s been engaged twice before?

@Bluesclues1 I really like her too.

Well done Julie-Ruth.
She's really stunning even if she's a mean girl.
Ashley and Grace, don't know if they're coming or going.
Leisha has had a top up. 💉

Juicy Roo added her shitlip stache ready to go back out into the world.

I like Grace but she is highly strung with crippling anxiety, she's chewing her fingers off all night.

Grace is insufferable, Ash has had a really impossible time with her. Mel has absolutely got the wrong end of the stick, and actually interfered with irrelevant advice to rush them off the sofa.

If Grace was capable of relaxing, instead of always looking for the negative in everything Ash says or does, they might stand a chance. As things stand though I’m very surprised they’ve decided to stay.

https://x.com/chloebrasier95/status/1982918681211404519?t=RU39CZGRIDzGscUt-lGztA&s=19

😂