MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.

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Sorry, this is so boring that there's 0 thread title inspiration. We just keep on being blindsighted and mugged off and nobody has our backs.

Funny how Ash squeezed in a haircut before his date with April here

No fun allowed in Grace and Reiss' place.

Keye is a ray of sunshine.

Reiss is sooo boring, he will make Grace beg Ash for forgiveness

Reiss giving advice??? And in such an emotive tone..

Poor Reiss.

It’s a riot chez Grace and Reiss.

Fun dies on entry.

Reiss is really giving his best there. Like. A proper real boy.

OMG, you're RIGHT! I was so confused, wondering why she had invited them of all people. I'm too innocent 😭

Reiss needs a strepsil or 7, he sounds like he's auditioning for a shit gangster movie

Why doesn’t April just straddle Ash and get on with it

Christ.

Even Nelly & Bailey are having more fun than Grace & Reiss

Reiss frustrates me with his tendency to run his words together and not say all the sounds in each word. I have a hearing loss so trying to follow what he's saying is actually quite hard. Speak properly, man!

Grace isn't even asking poor old Reiss how it's going for him!

The drain rats are having more fun than them

Is everyone doing stuff, apart from Reiss, who’s hearing Grace’s relationship woes in her dead energy flat, with only a book on feminism to provide some light relief?

Is Abi meant to be part of the Bantz gang? Her and John just moon at each other?

Ermmm Steven is not banter, he’s just rude and disrespectful on so many levels.

I think it’ll be Stephen and April that swap

Ash basically telling April he's for leaving to give her the green light....

When Steven said, well the night's still young, I actually laughed out loud. I've never seen him being funny before!

Is Grace actually a Dementor?

I agree. She wants Ash, but although he likes her, he's too much of a gentleman to trade right now. She thinks Steven is more fun than Leo and he'd go for it right there and now.

Well, there's a mental picture 😁

Yes.