MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.

[dillite]

Sorry, this is so boring that there's 0 thread title inspiration. We just keep on being blindsighted and mugged off and nobody has our backs.

Nelly and Grace actually just want similar things - a guy who stands up for them and doesn't treat them like a glorified mum who they can talk to like a man they just met at the pub.

Oh, there you all are!

Oh Nelly.

So delusional.

There’s a part of me that feels like the producers are trolling and some of these matches we’re seeing in swap week are actually the matches that should have been made all along.

Nelly needs to pack her trunk and head off out of the circus

Exactly. April definitely is taking this a bit too far.

Ratboy and April are going to bang aren't they? They'd both bang anyone given half the chance I suspect.

I can’t believe you opened it. It must have been really desperate times 😂

I'm surprised Steven and April didn't technically stick to the bed bit, and just get it on on the floor.

Bit mean of April never picking up the bill.

I’d gone to get my alcohol free beer from the fridge and missed it! (Alas no vodka or wine).

April's not a girls girl, is she?

She's not showing any kindness in any form to anyone other than crying JR

It was. I was watching MAFS last night and the sheer boredom drove me to it 🤣

Nope. She's a pick-me girl.

Not 100% sure she's either of those things, no...

I don’t think shit lid was even this disrespectful to polly (or was it Holly?) and we hated him well we changed our minds towards the end but my point is he was not calling her half the disgusting things Steven has and we thought he was the devil incarnate…. Shit lid is a blooming angel in comparison 😕

@FriendofDorothy I just think she's a lovely, genuine person. She gets the shit edits, which makes her look neurotic. I hate the way feminists are portrayed on the telly, they're always made to look like they're asking for too much.

Maybe working in a pancake van isn’t lucrative.

🤣

Yeah, she’s started to annoy me a bit to be honest.

She’s starting to give me mean girl vibes

It was Pol Pot 😆

Reiss with the book 😂😂

I am surprised that Reiss actually managed to read that cover

I wonder if Kieran will still be living in a hut in the woods in MAFS Come Dine With Me?