MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.

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Sorry, this is so boring that there's 0 thread title inspiration. We just keep on being blindsighted and mugged off and nobody has our backs.

Does Ash fancy Abi?

Does partner swap involve staying in all day getting pissed?

Leo is too nice for Grace. Give her Reiss.

I ordered wine from Deliveroo.

I needed it tonight for this shiteand couldn’t take anymore Salted Caramel Vodka. Screw Weight Watchers

Did I just hear: “Boring fuck. No, I’m only joking”?

I'm not enjoying the flirty behaviour. Seems wrong

An entirely reasonable choice.

Gahhh, I need to see Grace and Reiss.

I am jealous!

That's why they are so happy. Too sloshed to be miserable.

Are they all cooking the same meal?

Did Ratboy just call Nelly a boring fucker?

I don’t actually like April. I didn’t have any particular feelings either way before but now I’m like, Nah… I don’t like you.

did Steven just call Nelly a boring fucker 🤔😳

Steven is so disrespectful- did he just say Nelly was as boring as f**k?

Just about opportunity to slag off their partners!

That’s what I heard!!! 😳

Bailey seems sane, why is he on this show?

Yes. Nelly is a boring fuck. And Steven doesn’t give a fuck

I was just about to ask what he said as I didn’t quite catch it

There's the door, Nelly. Pack your trunk

Oh Nelly, that's not how it's going down in your flat at all.

Steven has checked out. He quite fancied staying for partner swap

I don't disagree but I suspect she has such high standards which she isn't prepared to compromise on, that no-one will ever meet her standards.

She doesn't seem prepared to meet Ash halfway at all.

Thanks! Spot on with what I thought - Gen Bore

These 2 are so snakey! Slagging off their partners- nasty