MAFS #10 NO SPOILERS!!! And so the time has come. Julia - Ruth is about to be roasted by the fire. We have our salted-caramel vodka shots. We have our paedo glasses at the ready. The boring ones will watch in awe, the real ones will fight

[Dillite2]

Alright. All gloves are off. Claws are out. Finger clapping at the ready.

These are like the teachers' pets, saying what the experts want to hear.
One success story! (Davide and Keye too)

Why is jon always surprised

Please let there be a cardboard cut out of Joe on the sofa with her

He just said he's never had a wee?!!

Oooh. I smell trouble is smiley heaven.

Bla bla bla…..Boring!!

NEEEXXXTTT!!

why dont I like this pair? They’re so pleasant

cant stand them though

Abi seems a bit hesitant here.

You do need to discuss children before falling in love, cos if you don't agree on having them or not having them then there's no compromise to be made.

Paul looks like he's about to dance the pasa doble

Paul in his Pearly King outfit tonight

Abi doesn't look convinced.

They're like a Disney couple.

She needs some help with those lashes, they detract from her otherwise pretty face

If Joe left, why is Maeve going through a fake ceremony…..again? She can’t stay without a partner

They've sounded like they're reading from a script right from the start.

Mel giving boss babe Barbie tonight.

Help with her lashes? You mean a mirror?

Of the two, John seems more vulnerable.

Because there is nothing genuine about them. They seem disingenuous and performative, like they are going through the actions.

Enough already. None of them are worth all this angst and drama.

JR doesn't care how you feel, Nelly! And neither does Ratboy! Give it up!

Nelly angry with JR for not being sorry about a future scenario that’s entirely in Nelly’s head.

This show makes me glad I'm single!

@dillite. You are right!