MAFS #10 NO SPOILERS!!! And so the time has come. Julia - Ruth is about to be roasted by the fire. We have our salted-caramel vodka shots. We have our paedo glasses at the ready. The boring ones will watch in awe, the real ones will fight

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Alright. All gloves are off. Claws are out. Finger clapping at the ready.

Just got onto WiFi after having to confirm I am human!?!
I mean, I think I am.

@browneyes77 Thought it was my laptop.

Nelly. Babes.

Give it up and go get a therapist.

Steven isn’t the one for you. JR is a wind up merchant

Yeah I had the same confirmation thing!

MN is definitely a bit glitchy.

Nope. I’m on a iPhone and MN is being a dick

Those under eye patches must be a sponsorship deal? I only have them because I picked them up whilst in the queue at tkmax but are they really that ubiquitous now?

JR : divarni should have been at my side? wtf? 😬

Mate, you could have messaged first.

She’s more into him now she’s under threat by JR ‘a ten’

Oh fuck off Joe 🙄

Joe's returned in full on twat mode.

uh oh.. she’s gonna thump him at this rate 🤭

Ooh Maeve, queen of the Mardy face.
i think it’s bang out of order having a go at him at this time.

Joe is delusional.

He’s fucked off and not even kept any kind of contact with the girl. And he’s now turning it around on Maeve when she’s expressing her hurt about that and making her the issue, purely because he’s already checked out.

Has he really not communicated at all. Not even a text?

She's nailed the super femme voice and showy stuff that Ash really likes though, so I do think they might work.

Could you explain what you mean here? She has a deep voice, and what is the 'showy' stuff?

Joe's not actually leaving though, is he.

That was painful to watch.

Truth would be a good place to start.

He was basically trying to start a fight there to justify fucking off.

It sounds like he went no contact. But I'm torn on that one - on one hand he's "married" and then should have been in touch, on the other hand she's practically a stranger so he was spending time with his friends and family while grieving.

So I can see both sides.

I don’t!!

Yes he had the funeral to go to. But he hasn’t spoken to the girl at all! He’s gone completely radio silent and she doesn’t know where she stands. He’s telling others in the group he doesn’t actually love her. Then Ash has given her info about Joe not being that into her, because Joe doesn’t have the bollocks to be honest.

She has every right to be pissed.

Do those eye thingies work?

What’s with the camera operator? Some shaky work there tonight. Can’t say I’m invested in any of these couples, not sure why I’m still watching…..

They're as bad as each other - he should have kept in contact while away and she shouldn't have screeched at him as soon as he appeared.