MAFS #10 NO SPOILERS!!! And so the time has come. Julia - Ruth is about to be roasted by the fire. We have our salted-caramel vodka shots. We have our paedo glasses at the ready. The boring ones will watch in awe, the real ones will fight

[Dillite2]

Alright. All gloves are off. Claws are out. Finger clapping at the ready.

No 2 couples

Anita & Paul
Sarah & Dean

Ahhh, I forgot about CabbageBez.

Of course! No way would you go on tv and stay in that situation where someone is saying on tv you are shite in bed and you are going back to your “man dem” and think they aren’t going to brutalise you?!? No way. He told all his friends and family beforehand that he’s going to say and do things that make no sense because he wants to stay for the fame because no self respecting man would entertain this ridicule on tv like this… no way!

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Is Maeve third wheeling?

JR in the sofa dressed like a go-go dancer from the matrix or bladerunner 🙈🙄

This has become like the American version with the lengthy previews and recaps

And the music

I don’t know what Divarni thinks he’s going to be famous for.

The reason why he is different the next day is because she sucks his soul and brains out through his dick and he forgets about it all.

In The Piggery 😁

The relationship between you and JR is a BIT rocky?

Divarni, your relationship is rockier than the Rocky Mountains

Div will release his running away song.

Was this the same retreat as last year?

Being a pushover and a wet blanket

😂😂

Maeve is being a dickhead now. I’d probably make the most of the offerings at the retreat and then slope off home.
her and Nelly (and divarni) are doing themselves no favours subjugating themselves to their ‘spouses’ like this

a few days ago JR told Div that the sex is bad and he’s too short

doesnt he have any pride?

Belly laughing 😆

Nelly you’re insecure because you don’t trust Steven

Why is Steven bringing up the partner swap comment again?! The producers clearly whispering in his ear.

Anyone know where this retreat is?

I’m really short, If someone told me that AND that I’m crap in bed, on TV I would go and live in a pit somewhere

In a field

Ok Steven… i believe you won’t get with JR 🙄😂

I do hope the chipmunks find something to argue about.

Grin and Grinner. Bore off.