Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Robin Hood rides again

[TellingBone]

To the theme of the original TV series:

Hero John Hero John hid Nate in a lake
Poisoned Chas's tablets and then poisoned little Jake
Mack got enforced kip
Tony walnut whip
Hero John. Hero John. Hero John.

Just like Chloe 🙄

No doctor or nurse ever tells a relative they’ll pull through, in the normal world. We are doing our best, is all they say at this stage.

Oh STFU Chas.

Charity is worried that the scan will show she's further along than the implantation date.

They just can't leave Mack down there to die. Surely a dog walker will hear him shouting seeing as they're always the ones who find bodies in the true crime programmes we watch.

Just like Aidan

Victoria is a bitch saying "him and Lee". That was a totally different situation. Lee was a vile rapist. How dare she lump it into everything Robert has done 😡

Poor Robert.

Chas has such a smug look on her face

Chas grinning. The bitch! I bet she called the police.

Poor Robert. Poor Mackenzie 😭

🤬 I hope John wakes up and gives her the full John treatment

Did Mackenzie whisper Charity at the end?

Surely there are so many clues in the cottage plus on Johns and Macks phones?

Mind you Emmerdale police are not the btightest.

Also, why would they arrest him for attempted murder there on the spot? Surely they take him in for questioning and then charge him. Otherwise we could all be arrested on the say so of a phone call and a bitter old witch.

The subtitles said he said Charity weakly. It was so weak that I never heard it so thank goodness for subtitles lol

Surely the doctors will find the drugs in Aaron's system? Although Robert will probably get blamed for that too!

I can't stand Chas or Victoria. Both are as thick as mince.

And why isn't Moria wondering why her brother hasn't been in touch?

I guess they made Vic support John instead of Robert because they need to write her out for maternity leave and when the truth comes out she will lose her precious John and I would be surprised if Robert can forgive her

Noone really bothered wondering where Nate was either. They were all slagging him off for abandoning Frankie.

I'm so cross with Victoria tonight. If I was Robert I would never forgive her for this.

I'm hoping they find out that John isn't a Sugden after all from the bloods they must have taken.🤞🤞🤞

Come on Aaron. Wake up and tell everyone what a total psycho you married.

I hope we don't have too long to wait to see the smug look wiped off Chas's face

I bloody can't stand Chas and Victoria, especially Chas, someone should shove her off a cliff!!

I would have rather Eden or Sue (Debbie in Corrie) win Serial Drama Performance

Late to the party as ever! Why was Paddy standing there like a gormless goon watching everybody lay into Robert when he knows John is a psycho? Bloody annoying.