Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Has John got a feckin deer in the back of his van !

🤣 venison for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the foreseeable

The imaginary deer ran away bizzey

If you hit a deer it makes a hell of a dent on your car. Where's the dent John?

An imaginary animal that hit the car.
A stag do.
Oh deer

See .. this is why I can't do it on my own !

The glitchy bits were nice not to see though !

It’s in Aaron’s brain

So it's August and they have mist but only on the bit where John buried Mack.

That message seemed absolutely nothing like something Mack would send. Yet they all fucking believed it was him.

Also when is Dawn going to grow a conscience? What is the attraction with Joe as well?

I dunno about anyone else but I’m getting Withnail and I we’ve gone on holiday by mistake vibes from Aaron and John

So are we supposed to believe that Aaron didn't notice the blood on their drive or the fact there was a wrapped up body in the back of the van with their suitcases.

And now John has buried Mackenzie in a shallow grave near their holiday cottage.

In the same way as Anthony, we've not actually seen John with the body. At least when Malone was killed we saw Dawn, Will and Spoonface man handling and dragging his body around the village.

So there was blood on the inside of John's shaggin' wagon from the imaginary deer that didn't leave a mark on the outside? Did it jump inside then spirit itself away> Bollocks.

Fed up of stick woman and Joe and his chin already.

I’ve seen Rachel Hughes, Joe’s mum in Corrie

John gave Aaron the moving story of how he touched the bloody deer before it jumped up and ran away and that's how the blood got inside the van.

Aaron definitely has a dent in his brain @JaneJeffer believing that nonsense.

Poor old Spoonface. All that hard work and look how Dawn turned out. Crime does not pay.

So was I! I wonder if there’s a nature cam in that hollow and it’s filmed the whole burial!

Ooh yes. Didn't recognise her until you mentioned

I think a nature cam will be in there and filmed it all

Interesting theory @TheFormidableMrsC

Rachel was Joe's mum? !

I had no idea. So many tangled webs and stories but it's many of the old characters long dead or forgotten that I can't remember who belonged to who. 🙄

Just googled the actress and wouldn't recognise her today.

🤣 brilliant! Log cam! And David Attenborough does the voice over.

Spoonface will be turning in her grave.

The social worker ?

Rachel I mean ?

I read she quit acting and became a teacher so I wonder why she did a small scene in Corrie