Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Yes, the dolls are creepy. Who wants that in a holiday let?

Hope Johns got Macks phone on silent.

I’m hoping he hasn’t

Stop staring at Robert’s hands 🥵

Oh Dawn has gone all Farrah Fawcett

Yikes!

Aaron has spotted blood. What will be Johns excuse?

Side saddle quad biking

Robert riding side saddle on the quad bike 😀

Snap 😂

What is wrong with this stupid app now? It keeps freezing. Why does it have all these problems that no other app in the universe has? So bloody annoying!

Where did Vic get the overalls from? They look like the same ones Andy wears in Classic Emmerdale

John go throw yourself off a bridge. I’ve reached my limit.

Oh no how on earth will Joe move a few bales? Fuck off

Pity Robert didn’t top off the bales with a load of slurry

I hope Stepford Dawn is playing the long game

Waiting for a hand to appear from the leaves

What's with the camera angle supposedly inside a log and the swirling smoke effect?

Are we there yet !! ??

I have a question ⁉️

So despite the residents of Emmerdale having super human hearing which enables them to hear whispered conversations from across the road and beyond, Robert couldn’t hear stick woman and Joe when they were standing just behind him at the bar .

Fire away

Cinematography innit

The floor is yours

He was too busy having the craic